General Chit Chat

[Worthy4England]

I do like a lady, with a tidy garden.

[Prufrock]

At the minute it's more than one. That's another set of bastard that'll need more than one go. I''m not even sure she doesn't think "it's a bit dark".... moving fck all back in for a week or so...

That's because you're using Dulux.

It would have only needed Dakota Johnstone's

[Worthy4England]

Managed with one coat. Now it's important that I highlight that non-drip gloss and "trade" gloss are not the same thing. Who the fcuk is Jackson Pollock?

[Hoboh]

What, that Enid Blyton books are sacred?

Sigh..Okay, here it is.

This is not the angry thread not at all, nor did I post there, but here in general chat. Much of my stuff is tongue in cheek at best as this was. "Is nothing sacred?" is just a common expression used regularly and nothing really to do with sacred in the strict sense where it means relating to God. I was joking.....

RAF Typhoon makes a similar noise as it goes over your head Tango,

WHOOSH!

In this instance I'm quite happy to say..??? Hoboh, although I sooner not bother really.

It went whoosh, over his head, oh never mind old timer

[Harry Genshaw]

I do like a lady, with a tidy garden.

You'd love Mrs Megson then

[Worthy4England]

Neatly manicured lawn?

[Hoboh]

We really do live in a crazy world, most people I suspect, would have the guy locked up and the key thrown away.
These legal and plea bargain merchants make a mockery out of laws to protect people.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... -plea-deal

[TANGODANCER]

And this is front page news in the B.N? I 'm living in world I no longer recognise...

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/151 ... c_meeting/

[Winter Hill White]

Questions for you London types.
I'm having to fly into Heathrow this weekend and need to do a few underground trips on my way through. Does an Oystercard ever lapse or expire? I've found one in the depths of my drawers but I've not used it for years. Will it still work?
Also, I'll be travelling with my 9-year-old boy. Is he free? If he is, how does that work? Do we have to get let through the staffed barrier?
Ta muchly.

[Dujon]

Note: Children under 11 years of age can travel for free on London Transport with an Adult holding a valid Oyster Card. Children between 11 – 15 with a 1, 2, 3 and 6 day London Pass + Travel package will receive a Paper Travelcard, not an Oyster Card.

https://www.londonpass.com/london-trans ... vAodrnAKUw

I can't comment on your long lost card though.

[Worthy4England]

Anyone know where I can buy a shit filter for a TV remote. Our Sheila doesn't half watch some crap.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Anyone know where I can buy a shit filter for a TV remote. Our Sheila doesn't half watch some crap.

Does your telly box thingy have a pin code that you can apply to certain channels?

[Worthy4England]

Anyone know where I can buy a shit filter for a TV remote. Our Sheila doesn't half watch some crap.

Does your telly box thingy have a pin code that you can apply to certain channels?

The Sheila now has you on some sort of list.... I don't think it's like the Christmas one.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Glad to have helped. Fortunately I like far away

[Worthy4England]

[Dujon]

Another birthday last week. On the weekend my children popped in to help me celebrate. I've been at them for years not to waste money on me. It's getting through.

My daughter gave me the card and gift in the 'photo.

[Bruce Rioja]

I've pulled a muscle in my back, just below my right shoulder blade. As one that's never had any sort of muscular back trouble before I'd absolute no idea as to just how painful this would be. Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans!

[TANGODANCER]

I've pulled a muscle in my back, just below my right shoulder blade. As one that's never had any sort of muscular back trouble before I'd absolute no idea as to just how painful this would be. Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans!

Rest it if you can and don't make it worse by straining or heavy lifting. Back problems are the pits and I really hope you don't get spasms. I did one day driving home from Liverpool and drove straight across a large roundabout near Leigh/Culceth. Rest is the only real cure but you could try Savlon ointment to help with the pain.

[Burnden Paddock]

I've pulled a muscle in my back, just below my right shoulder blade. As one that's never had any sort of muscular back trouble before I'd absolute no idea as to just how painful this would be. Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans!

Welcome to my world. I could recommend a physio ....

[Bruce Rioja]

I've pulled a muscle in my back, just below my right shoulder blade. As one that's never had any sort of muscular back trouble before I'd absolute no idea as to just how painful this would be. Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans!

Rest it if you can and don't make it worse by straining or heavy lifting. Back problems are the pits and I really hope you don't get spasms. I did one day driving home from Liverpool and drove straight across a large roundabout near Leigh/Culceth. Rest is the only real cure but you could try Savlon ointment to help with the pain.

Cheers Tango. Just had the most terrible night's 'sleep' and can't put anything on it as the pain's in an impossible-to-reach area. Working from home today and hoping for a very quiet one. So far, so good