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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:45 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
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As the annual "everyone just got a little thicker" results have been published, surely we've disproved the notion that schools improve performance? I mean, surely everyone was telling us about a significant dip because so much schooling was lost. But nay! It's improved again...
You could be onto something there! The less time pupils spend in the classroom and with their teachers, the better their exam results.

Provided the borders are open, I imagine Asia and Australia will be full of deferred Leeds uni students next year, all with 10k burning a hole in their backpacks!
£10K from where?
Was an offer from the uni due to demand. Pupils agreeing to defer were being offered 10k and free halls of residence the following year.
Wowsers that’s bonkers. Which uni is offering that?
Leeds. A place that's always attracted odd balls. I imagine they'll be inundated with prospective applicants
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by LeverEnd » Sat Aug 14, 2021 2:36 pm

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Leeds. A place that's always attracted odd balls. I imagine they'll be inundated with prospective applicants
Ahem :spank:
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The case rests?

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:04 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Sat Aug 14, 2021 2:36 pm
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Leeds. A place that's always attracted odd balls. I imagine they'll be inundated with prospective applicants
Ahem :spank:
:grin: soz!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 21, 2021 7:10 am

So over this weather now. What kind of summer is this? On holiday in Devon and woken early by the rain. No sun tan lotion has been needed this week. Family holidays with kids when the weather is pants are tricky! Especially in a pandemic when it’s limited numbers indoors everywhere. Only so many wet rainy beach days I can take! Could be another long day. Rant over.

Anyone gone on holiday somewhere nice this year? :D

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Post by LeverEnd » Sun Aug 22, 2021 7:22 pm

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Sat Aug 21, 2021 7:10 am
So over this weather now. What kind of summer is this? On holiday in Devon and woken early by the rain. No sun tan lotion has been needed this week. Family holidays with kids when the weather is pants are tricky! Especially in a pandemic when it’s limited numbers indoors everywhere. Only so many wet rainy beach days I can take! Could be another long day. Rant over.

Anyone gone on holiday somewhere nice this year? :D
Yep. We gave up on our south Wales camping early for the same reason. Uk weather sucks ass.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm

Glorious sunshine up north :D

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
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Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:12 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!
Nope. Just spent bucks on ac, so I want my moneys worth :mrgreen:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:17 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!
Sorry! Apparently we sent it to the Hebrides.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:49 am

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:17 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!
Sorry! Apparently we sent it to the Hebrides.
:D The kids are back at school in a weeks time so it will probably shine then. Which is great for me with a new outdoors job!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:49 am
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:17 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!
Sorry! Apparently we sent it to the Hebrides.
:D The kids are back at school in a weeks time so it will probably shine then. Which is great for me with a new outdoors job!

When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 am

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:49 am
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:17 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!
Sorry! Apparently we sent it to the Hebrides.
:D The kids are back at school in a weeks time so it will probably shine then. Which is great for me with a new outdoors job!

When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉
Ha! Funny boy! So whilst we are in general chit chat why don’t you tell your fellow Bolton fans what ads fb is targeting you with these days?! 🤔

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:27 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 am
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:49 am
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:17 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!
Sorry! Apparently we sent it to the Hebrides.
:D The kids are back at school in a weeks time so it will probably shine then. Which is great for me with a new outdoors job!

When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉
Ha! Funny boy! So whilst we are in general chit chat why don’t you tell your fellow Bolton fans what ads fb is targeting you with these days?! 🤔
We can already imagine :shock:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:44 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 am
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:49 am
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:17 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:15 pm
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:23 pm
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:48 pm
Glorious sunshine up north :D
Heat wave here and throughout North America. Hottest temperatures ever in a number of places.
If you could both send some sunshine Sussex way that would be great, ta!
Sorry! Apparently we sent it to the Hebrides.
:D The kids are back at school in a weeks time so it will probably shine then. Which is great for me with a new outdoors job!

When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉
Ha! Funny boy! So whilst we are in general chit chat why don’t you tell your fellow Bolton fans what ads fb is targeting you with these days?! 🤔

Oof! Brutal! Remind me not to get on your wrong side again!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:41 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:44 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 am
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am


When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉
Ha! Funny boy! So whilst we are in general chit chat why don’t you tell your fellow Bolton fans what ads fb is targeting you with these days?! 🤔

Oof! Brutal! Remind me not to get on your wrong side again!

I’ll definitely not want to be on your wrong side when you get your ‘underwear for fatties’ on and have taken your viagra! I’ll want to be as far away as possible. Perhaps I’ll hide behind Mrs BP in her new women’s lingerie, complete with leather straps/chains leading to a collar and similar suspenders.

BP claims his Facebook ads are not linked to his internet viewing history… 🤔

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:01 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:41 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:44 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 am
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am


When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉
Ha! Funny boy! So whilst we are in general chit chat why don’t you tell your fellow Bolton fans what ads fb is targeting you with these days?! 🤔

Oof! Brutal! Remind me not to get on your wrong side again!

I’ll definitely not want to be on your wrong side when you get your ‘underwear for fatties’ on and have taken your viagra! I’ll want to be as far away as possible. Perhaps I’ll hide behind Mrs BP in her new women’s lingerie, complete with leather straps/chains leading to a collar and similar suspenders.

BP claims his Facebook ads are not linked to his internet viewing history… 🤔

We both know that you and Mr GG have been hacking my FB account. Birthday presents should be easier, now that I know what the pair of you are into. 😉

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Aug 29, 2021 10:34 am

There is some good left in the world that can raise a smile/laugh.

My wife is great with kids (we have half-a-dozen great grandchildren so she has had plenty practise) and all kids relate to her. Last night there was a knock on our door about 9-0'clock, and three of our neighbour's children from next door, and next door but one, were outside; two are seven and one six years old. The six year old girl asked if my wife wanted to go out and play. My wife is 76 and on a walking stick. At the time she was in dressing gown, pyjamas and slippers etc. Just then the little girls mother came to call them in and we all had a real good laugh at the beauty of innocence. I'm still grinning at the mental picture it provoked. Kids, don't you just love em.. :lol:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:13 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:01 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:41 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:44 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 am
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am


When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉
Ha! Funny boy! So whilst we are in general chit chat why don’t you tell your fellow Bolton fans what ads fb is targeting you with these days?! 🤔

Oof! Brutal! Remind me not to get on your wrong side again!

I’ll definitely not want to be on your wrong side when you get your ‘underwear for fatties’ on and have taken your viagra! I’ll want to be as far away as possible. Perhaps I’ll hide behind Mrs BP in her new women’s lingerie, complete with leather straps/chains leading to a collar and similar suspenders.

BP claims his Facebook ads are not linked to his internet viewing history… 🤔

We both know that you and Mr GG have been hacking my FB account. Birthday presents should be easier, now that I know what the pair of you are into. 😉
Just don’t buy me Arsenal tickets at the moment. That would be cruel!

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