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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Dujon » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:32 am

You gave him licorice? No wonder he's a bit odd. :smile:

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Post by Raven » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:05 pm

My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:58 pm

Males and their one track minds. :evil:

My poor girl Lily has been diagnosed with a fractured wing and can barely move, i am trying to get anti-inflamatories down her beak in the hope she might be able to avoid being put to sleep (unlikely :( ) but still, her boyfriend, Thierry, decides he's going to viscoiously mate with her when she cant move and escape, and now shes bleeding all over her head as well, where he's held her down. :cry:

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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:05 pm

Can't trust them Thierry's - that's what I say...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:07 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Can't trust them Thierry's - that's what I say...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:19 pm

I believe he's just landed at the Ecuadorian Embassy. ;)
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Post by Verbal » Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I believe he's just landed at the Ecuadorian Embassy. ;)
I'd pay someone to set the fire alarm off at that place.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:26 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Males and their one track minds. :evil:

My poor girl Lily has been diagnosed with a fractured wing and can barely move, i am trying to get anti-inflamatories down her beak in the hope she might be able to avoid being put to sleep (unlikely :( ) but still, her boyfriend, Thierry, decides he's going to viscoiously mate with her when she cant move and escape, and now shes bleeding all over her head as well, where he's held her down. :cry:

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I thought you were talking about one of your twins.

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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:31 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Males and their one track minds. :evil:

My poor girl Lily has been diagnosed with a fractured wing and can barely move, i am trying to get anti-inflamatories down her beak in the hope she might be able to avoid being put to sleep (unlikely :( ) but still, her boyfriend, Thierry, decides he's going to viscoiously mate with her when she cant move and escape, and now shes bleeding all over her head as well, where he's held her down. :cry:

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aye - are they not quite famous for water-borne gang-rape sometimes drowning the female in the process??

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:41 pm

The kids A&E department at Bolton hospital is fairly decent.

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:29 pm

Raven wrote:My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!
I am not just "laughing out loud", I am having trouble containing myself. I almost did a little wee then.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:33 pm

Seems political correctness has finally reached the Emeral Isle. Inevitable really, I suppose, but a 74 year old bloke has just sued a cruise line comedien for telling racist jokes. The Irish have always had a great sense of humour, but something I might have expected from a younger source and not somebody near my own age.
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Post by Raven » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:04 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Raven wrote:My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!
I am not just "laughing out loud", I am having trouble containing myself. I almost did a little wee then.

If this isn't your sig very soon I'll be very disappointed.

Truly the funniest line I've ever read.
Done :)

I don't mind going to the vets as the staff their are quite wonderful looking creatures, for some reason the daft dog likes going there too.

Had the sparrow hawk in the garden again, must have been a bad day as it missed a tiny bird!
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:09 pm

Well the rabbit had it's operation yesterday. Mrs BP mentioned that we got her from the local charity place. Price came down and they included the cost of her being spayed for £122, rather than the original £140 which excluded the cost of spaying. Still a bloody lot for a rabbit. Mind you, the bastards charged £20 for medication, which I have since sourced on t'internet for £3.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:33 pm

yeah, always worth looking on the net to see if you can get pet drugs cheaper. But then the vets charge you for writing out a prescription so you have to take that into account too...

Despite the metacam i am attempting to give my duck each day shes still not walking. Will give her the weekend but looks like she will have to be put to sleep next week :(

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:36 pm

Animal welfare is costing more than humans. Our dog has dodgy hips; a full operation would cost £5,000 a leg. "Of ourse there is a cheaper version for only £800 a leg, sir" :shock:

G.G, I'm thinking that Metacam is a waste of time. No visible effect it actually improves anything.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:40 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Animal welfare is costing more than humans. Our dog has dodgy hips; a full operation would cost £5,000 a leg. "Of ourse there is a cheaper version for only £800 a leg, sir" :shock:

G.G, I'm thinking that Metacam is a waste of time. No visible effect it actually improves anything.
Yeah, it gets thrust on me for pretty much every poorly cat, dog, chicken. To be honest, i'm not sure how much i am getting down her beak. Its not easy to dose a duck and its such a tiny amount. :?

Would be really sad to see her go, especially as she is fine in every other way, perfectly healthy in herself - other then her wing - but its not much of a life if you can't move.

Not having much luck with my pets at the mo :(

What are you gonna do with your dog tango? Do you have insurance?

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:20 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Animal welfare is costing more than humans. Our dog has dodgy hips; a full operation would cost £5,000 a leg. "Of ourse there is a cheaper version for only £800 a leg, sir" :shock:

G.G, I'm thinking that Metacam is a waste of time. No visible effect it actually improves anything.
That's what we've been given for the rabbit. Hope it works. Managed to get her to take it easy enough though.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:47 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: What are you gonna do with your dog tango? Do you have insurance?
We did, till they put it up to £800 a year due to his problems. He's okay right now, very mobile despite anything and we'll see how he goes on. Up to all his usual tricks, tearing things to bits, nicking flowers etc, then gives you the "who, poor little me?" bit when chastised. :wink:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:27 pm

ahh, he's a cutie Tango, looks very guilty in the first picture!

Don't think we will leave it long before getting another dog, none can replace Milo but the house is depressingly empty without him even though its full of children and mess. Hoping for a roughly middle aged rescue one, don't mind what sex but will need to be good with cats and children. Breed wise i'd like some kind of gun dog or gun dog cross. Medium sized. We shall see...

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