General Chit Chat

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Gooner Girl
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:15 pm

Sun Aug 29, 2021 10:34 am
There is some good left in the world that can raise a smile/laugh.

My wife is great with kids (we have half-a-dozen great grandchildren so she has had plenty practise) and all kids relate to her. Last night there was a knock on our door about 9-0'clock, and three of our neighbour's children from next door, and next door but one, were outside; two are seven and one six years old. The six year old girl asked if my wife wanted to go out and play. My wife is 76 and on a walking stick. At the time she was in dressing gown, pyjamas and slippers etc. Just then the little girls mother came to call them in and we all had a real good laugh at the beauty of innocence. I'm still grinning at the mental picture it provoked. Kids, don't you just love em.. :lol:
Haha! That’s fantastic Tango. Before we had children a neighbours kid knocked on the door and asked us if Milo could come out to play (Milo was our dog!)

My 6 year old woke me up this morning by telling me he would miss me when I die :shock:

Burnden Paddock
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:39 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:13 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:01 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:41 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:44 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:07 am
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:22 am

When do you start as the new HH Sainsbury’s trolley collector? 😉
Ha! Funny boy! So whilst we are in general chit chat why don’t you tell your fellow Bolton fans what ads fb is targeting you with these days?! 🤔

Oof! Brutal! Remind me not to get on your wrong side again!

I’ll definitely not want to be on your wrong side when you get your ‘underwear for fatties’ on and have taken your viagra! I’ll want to be as far away as possible. Perhaps I’ll hide behind Mrs BP in her new women’s lingerie, complete with leather straps/chains leading to a collar and similar suspenders.

BP claims his Facebook ads are not linked to his internet viewing history… 🤔

We both know that you and Mr GG have been hacking my FB account. Birthday presents should be easier, now that I know what the pair of you are into. 😉
Just don’t buy me Arsenal tickets at the moment. That would be cruel!
Don’t dislike anyone enough to do that! What about the Arsenal ticket I gave you the other week? Did I ever tell you….? 😉

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:52 am

This made me laugh as a trade advert:

"Eat vegetables and fear no creditors, rather than eat duck and hide." :lol:
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

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