General Chit Chat

[Enoch]

So a fella steals £970,000 from the security van he was driving on Tuesday and pleads guilty to the theft in court on Thursday.

I imagine he hadn't properly thought it through.

[TANGODANCER]

To put this one to bed:

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17 ... hoolgirls/

[Bruce Rioja]

To put this one to bed:

So to speak

[Harry Genshaw]

To put this one to bed:

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17 ... hoolgirls/

The last line in that report tells me all I need to know. He's a very lucky man. I hope the women can put the ordeal of giving evidence in court behind them

[Enoch]

To put this one to bed:

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17 ... hoolgirls/

The last line in that report tells me all I need to know. He's a very lucky man. I hope the women can put the ordeal of giving evidence in court behind them

Certainly seems as though he's innocent until proven guilty, Harry?

[Harry Genshaw]

To put this one to bed:

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17 ... hoolgirls/

The last line in that report tells me all I need to know. He's a very lucky man. I hope the women can put the ordeal of giving evidence in court behind them

Certainly seems as though he's innocent until proven guilty, Harry?

Obviously. He's just been cleared!

Just cos I don't believe it doesn't change that

[Hoboh]

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... -emergency

Bandwagon, jump.

What a surprise.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... revolution

Labour, child grooming???

[Enoch]

Now this surprised me a tad.

The lifeboat stations or Éire are still manned by the Royal National Lifeboat Institution.

Seems the 'old country' wasn't all bad.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Now this surprised me a tad.

The lifeboat stations or Éire are still manned by the Royal National Lifeboat Institution.

Seems the 'old country' wasn't all bad.

Yep. There are a few institutions like that.

[TANGODANCER]

Omar Khayyam's 971'st birthday today. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone forgot.

[Harry Genshaw]

Omar Khayyam's 971'st birthday today. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone forgot.

Who? Any relation to Victor?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Omar Khayyam's 971'st birthday today. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone forgot.

Google's got it covered. I note they missed Snoopy's birthday though. A better poet by far.

[TANGODANCER]

Omar Khayyam's 971'st birthday today. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone forgot.

Who? Any relation to Victor?

A few years back, a local taxi-driver said he was from Iran. I asked him if he Knew of Omar Khayyam "Ah, yes I know him. Has a barber shop on Manchester Road" he said, nodding and smiling. I just nodded back and left it at that.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Omar Khayyam's 971'st birthday today. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone forgot.

Who? Any relation to Victor?

A few years back, a local taxi-driver said he was from Iran. I asked him if he Knew of Omar Khayyam "Ah, yes I know him. Has a barber shop on Manchester Road" he said, nodding and smiling. I just nodded back and left it at that.

http://www.omar-khayyam.co.uk/

[Enoch]

Omar Khayyam's 971'st birthday today. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone forgot.

Who? Any relation to Victor?

A few years back, a local taxi-driver said he was from Iran. I asked him if he Knew of Omar Khayyam "Ah, yes I know him. Has a barber shop on Manchester Road" he said, nodding and smiling. I just nodded back and left it at that.

http://www.omar-khayyam.co.uk/

How dare they take the poet's name in vain!

[TANGODANCER]

Omar Khayyam's 971'st birthday today. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone forgot.

Who? Any relation to Victor?

A few years back, a local taxi-driver said he was from Iran. I asked him if he Knew of Omar Khayyam "Ah, yes I know him. Has a barber shop on Manchester Road" he said, nodding and smiling. I just nodded back and left it at that.

http://www.omar-khayyam.co.uk/

How dare they take the poet's name in vain!

I know, disgusting isn't it mate. He wasn't even a Punjabi Indian but a Persian (back then before it became Iran, and he was born there) and a scientist, astronomer and mathematician as well as a poet..

[Hoboh]

Wife: Excuse me where are the tooth picks?
Waiter: okay, then brings them
Wife: where do you keep them?
Waiter: blank look
Wife: where do they live?
Waiter: Ha follow me

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Wife: Excuse me where are the tooth picks?
Waiter: okay, then brings them
Wife: where do you keep them?
Waiter: blank look
Wife: where do they live?
Waiter: Ha follow me

Nope. I haven't the slightest clue what ^ that's about.

[TANGODANCER]

Wife: Excuse me where are the tooth picks?
Waiter: okay, then brings them
Wife: where do you keep them?
Waiter: blank look
Wife: where do they live?
Waiter: Ha follow me

Nope. I haven't the slightest clue what ^ that's about.

Hesitated a moment thinking about it, then decided honesty-best-policy.....so, neither have I?

[BWFC_Insane]

Wife: Excuse me where are the tooth picks?
Waiter: okay, then brings them
Wife: where do you keep them?
Waiter: blank look
Wife: where do they live?
Waiter: Ha follow me

Nope. I haven't the slightest clue what ^ that's about.

Same.