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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:50 pm

danhorwich wrote:I think its just lazy, me uncle always said to me if a man is prepared to hide his face then what else is he prepared to hide, he also said the same for people who wear sunglasses especially when it is not warm. Mind you my uncle is the most dishonest person I have ever met and probably tells 9 lies for every truthful thing he tells you.
Warm or sunny? I wear sunglasses in winter sunshine more than I do in summer due to the sun's lowered angle and its reflection off of wet roads on clear days.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:36 pm

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danhorwich wrote:I think its just lazy, me uncle always said to me if a man is prepared to hide his face then what else is he prepared to hide, he also said the same for people who wear sunglasses especially when it is not warm. Mind you my uncle is the most dishonest person I have ever met and probably tells 9 lies for every truthful thing he tells you.
Warm or sunny? I wear sunglasses in winter sunshine more than I do in summer due to the sun's lowered angle and its reflection off of wet roads on clear days.
Try reflection off snow at minus 30!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:17 pm

Has anyone had any experience with Michael Page? Sent a CV off last week and they invited me in for a chat after work today, they seemed keen to put me forward for various jobs, but I'm not entirely convinced they aren't just some commission hungry wide boys.

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:48 pm

Beefheart wrote:Has anyone had any experience with Michael Page? Sent a CV off last week and they invited me in for a chat after work today, they seemed keen to put me forward for various jobs, but I'm not entirely convinced they aren't just some commission hungry wide boys.
Well ... they're commission earners, so that's a fact, but they have a very wide access to Company senior managers and they offer more jobs than most.

Particularly strong in Finance and HR work.

Not wide boys, within what CAN be an industry of spivs.

But don't take my word for it ... fck it, ask them. "Are you just spivs & wide boys ?" should do the trick. They certainly wouldn't bother you again.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:05 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Beefheart wrote:Has anyone had any experience with Michael Page? Sent a CV off last week and they invited me in for a chat after work today, they seemed keen to put me forward for various jobs, but I'm not entirely convinced they aren't just some commission hungry wide boys.
Well ... they're commission earners, so that's a fact, but they have a very wide access to Company senior managers and they offer more jobs than most.

Particularly strong in Finance and HR work.

Not wide boys, within what CAN be an industry of spivs.

But don't take my word for it ... fck it, ask them. "Are you just spivs & wide boys ?" should do the trick. They certainly wouldn't bother you again.
Don't think I'll go as far as to ask them directly! I was just curious, they did seem to know the market really well.

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:11 am

↑↑↑↑ oh, go on !!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:22 am

And what in the name of the blue fecking blazes is this? :shock:

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:50 am

^^ The bloke who showed it ran alongside it like Jardel after a day with the mincing machine.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:07 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:And what in the name of the blue fecking blazes is this? :shock:

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Not sure but that snot spear looks impressive!

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Post by Raven » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:03 pm

Great dogs, poodles but not when cut like that
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:12 pm

^le this.
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:04 pm

That one is probably called Fifi.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:14 pm

It's the job of someone to shave its ringpiece and bollocks. Consider that the next time you're having a poor day at work. :)
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Post by William the White » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:49 pm

What does its owner look like?

Why would you do that to an animal that had done you no wrong. It looks unspeakably horrible.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:09 pm

William the White wrote:What does its owner look like?
Dunno, but my cash's on him having a beard. Image
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
William the White wrote:What does its owner look like?
Dunno, but my cash's on him having a beard. Image
He most certainly has !!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:37 pm

Here he is now.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by wigan white » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:48 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Here he is now.

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Thats not a feckin beard :evil:
Its stubble. Ya bunch of fecking Beardists :box:
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:52 pm

Best in Show

From the makers of Spinal Tap.......always think that Crufts is exactly like that....

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Post by Beefheart » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:06 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Best in Show

From the makers of Spinal Tap.......always think that Crufts is exactly like that....
I was watching a bit of Crufts on Sunday convinced it was the most mental thing I've ever seen. They have dogs in a line, then some middle aged fecking loser jogs up and down with to a round of applause. Then some woman decides which one has the best haircut and is genetically the 'best' (the commentator mentioned how one dog had 'correct shoulders') probably as the result of some fecked up dog eugenics. Then they award a rosette, not to the dog who clearly has no concept that it has just won a competition (despite commentators claiming that some dogs were 'loving the atmosphere' of the event), but to the human. How is this a thing?!

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