Well, I'd never have thought this ...

[boltonboris]

"Historic" also makes it sound like it was brilliant too.. I bet it wasn't

[LeverEnd]

He's dismissed the allegations as noncesense.

[boltonboris]

He's dismissed the allegations as noncesense.

[wigan white]

The bizzies are definitely out to get Sir Cliff

[LeverEnd]

The bizzies are definitely out to get Sir Cliff

I'm amazed it's taken Yewtree so long. Rumour after rumour for years.He was always going to be looked at, doesn't mean he's guilty of course.

[clapton is god]

16yrs for Mr Glitter!

[Bijou Bob]

The bizzies are definitely out to get Sir Cliff

I'm amazed it's taken Yewtree so long. Rumour after rumour for years.He was always going to be looked at, doesn't mean he's guilty of course.

I can reveal that a good friend of mine has already arrested a well known, tanned celebrity during his Summer Holiday in 1969. He was found with another male in a public toilet in Wiggin Town Centre with his feet inside a shopping bag and cautioned under his real name.

[wigan white]

The bizzies are definitely out to get Sir Cliff

I'm amazed it's taken Yewtree so long. Rumour after rumour for years.He was always going to be looked at, doesn't mean he's guilty of course.

I can reveal that a good friend of mine has already arrested a well known, tanned celebrity during his Summer Holiday in 1969. He was found with another male in a public toilet in Wiggin Town Centre with his feet inside a shopping bag and cautioned under his real name.

Must have been a filthy toilet floor to have to put a shopping bag over your shoes to keep them clean

[bobo the clown]

Webbed feet ??

[wigan white]

Webbed feet ??

Never heard of him, was he big in the 70's???

[Bijou Bob]

Webbed feet ??

Indeed.

[LeverEnd]

Was the cubicle Wired For Sound?

[Burnden Paddock]

Was the cubicle Wired For Sound?

Congratulations. Bachelor Boy!

[Bruce Rioja]

Looks like Dr Fox might have been administering a little treatment of his own.

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[Prufrock]

Genetically, Dr Fox has more genes in common with crabs than he does with you and me. That, is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

EDIT: Oh wait, we've done this on the last page.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Bob Hewitt, Australian then South African tennis doubles specialist in the 60s and 70s, jailed seven years for rape if young girls he was coaching.

[clapton is god]

The Beeb confirms Edward Heath is 'under investigation by a Scotland Yard team' for historical child abuse.

He was a 'confirmed bachelor', yeah, but if there's anything else there I would be amazed...

[Montreal Wanderer]

The Beeb confirms Edward Heath is 'under investigation by a Scotland Yard team' for historical child abuse.

He was a 'confirmed bachelor', yeah, but if there's anything else there I would be amazed...

He was the one Alf Garnett called 'a grammar school twit' - never lived that down.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

The Met's Dolphin Square investigation.
It's a long time past since it became ridiculous.
£1 million quid... on the basis of statements from one individual... get to fxck.
I mean really, get to fxck.
The rest of the remaining celeb-shite, either fxcking charge or forget about..

[bobo the clown]

On this matter I see that quietly, VERY fckg quietly, the charges against Cliff Richards have been dropped. Given the bloody great hoo-haa about his investigation & the miraculous coincidence of the BBC news helicopter being there when the cops raided his place you'd think they would be a little publicity saying no charges would be brought as no evidence has been found.

No. Didn't think they would.

I have no especial option of the Batchelor Boy. I can't know whether he's been a good boy all his life and if he did mess with kids he'd deserve all he got but if he didn't ... or there's no evidence ... he deserves to be let live his life AND deserves an apology or two.