The Wanderer; A Thesaurus

[PC1978]

Hot dog bread is a finger

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Hot dog bread is a finger

No. No it's a bun.

This is a finger

Or a long thin biscuit wrapped in chocolate - that's a finger.

Or a finger of Fudge (is just enough to give your kids a treat) - that's a finger

[General Mannerheim]

its a finger.

when not cut in half with a sausage within, they can be covered in icing sugar.

iced fingers.

[General Mannerheim]

oven bottom what!? and from our very own warbies too....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

its a finger.

when not cut in half with a sausage within, they can be covered in icing sugar.

iced fingers.

They're only a finger when iced, but I concede when iced they are defo fingers.

[TANGODANCER]

stotties.

Saw some of those in a supermarket (can't remember which). No mixing them up with the rest, they were stonkimg ginormous.

[BWFC_Insane]

Ok, go into a chippy in Bolton and ask for a chip muffin......I dares you.....

Barm is right.

Bap is acceptable.

Muffin is a particular type of bread that is nice lightly toasted with honey on (distinct from a crumpet).

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ok, go into a chippy in Bolton and ask for a chip muffin......I dares you.....

Barm is right.

Bap is acceptable.

Muffin is a particular type of bread that is nice lightly toasted with honey on (distinct from a crumpet).

Oh no, don't start on crumpets - my mother insists they're called pikelets.

[General Mannerheim]

pikelets are thinner/flatter versions of the crumpet.

[Bruce Rioja]

Muffin is what lesbians do. It's a barm.

It's a cob. A cob I tell ye.

Any room for a roll?

When I'm outside of the northwest I tend to ask for a roll as it's pretty much universal, as in soup and a roll.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

pikelets are thinner/flatter versions of the crumpet.

I know that, you know that, the whole world knows that - try telling my mother though...

[89bwfc89]

oven bottom what!? and from our very own warbies too....

This is so wrong!! They shoud know better.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Ok, go into a chippy in Bolton and ask for a chip muffin......I dares you.....

Barm is right.

Bap is acceptable.

Muffin is a particular type of bread that is nice lightly toasted with honey on (distinct from a crumpet).

See, nothing from the bread family should be lightly toasted with honey. Wrong on so many levels. Butter, jam, marmalade...any of those are fine. For crumpets I suggest crumpet pizza. Brilliant for hangovers and dead easy to make - they sound wrong, but everyone I've introduced to them has loved them.

[PC1978]

Ok, go into a chippy in Bolton and ask for a chip muffin......I dares you.....

Barm is right.

Bap is acceptable.

Muffin is a particular type of bread that is nice lightly toasted with honey on (distinct from a crumpet).

See, nothing from the bread family should be lightly toasted with honey. Wrong on so many levels. Butter, jam, marmalade...any of those are fine. For crumpets I suggest crumpet pizza. Brilliant for hangovers and dead easy to make - they sound wrong, but everyone I've introduced to them has loved them.

Crumpet pizza sounds very interesting.

[89bwfc89]

Ok, go into a chippy in Bolton and ask for a chip muffin......I dares you.....

Barm is right.

Bap is acceptable.

Muffin is a particular type of bread that is nice lightly toasted with honey on (distinct from a crumpet).

See, nothing from the bread family should be lightly toasted with honey. Wrong on so many levels. Butter, jam, marmalade...any of those are fine. For crumpets I suggest crumpet pizza. Brilliant for hangovers and dead easy to make - they sound wrong, but everyone I've introduced to them has loved them.

Crumpet pizza sounds very interesting.

I know yeah....tell us more!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Crumpet pizza sounds very interesting.

Here's what you do...

Lightly toast the crumpet so you get it warmed through. For the tomato sauce use some pasata, dried oregano and garlic to taste and season. Spoon it on top of the warm crumpet (be generous). Sprinkle grated cheese of your choice (be generous). Grill until the cheese is nice and gooey and a little brown then eat. Adding pepperoni or salami or bacon is even better. Fantastic for breakfast after a good session the night before

[PC1978]

Crumpet pizza sounds very interesting.

Here's what you do...

Lightly toast the crumpet so you get it warmed through. For the tomato sauce use some pasata, dried oregano and garlic to taste and season. Spoon it on top of the warm crumpet (be generous). Sprinkle grated cheese of your choice (be generous). Grill until the cheese is nice and gooey and a little brown then eat. Adding pepperoni or salami or bacon is even better. Fantastic for breakfast after a good session the night before

Is pasata the same as tomato puree?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Crumpet pizza sounds very interesting.

Here's what you do...

Lightly toast the crumpet so you get it warmed through. For the tomato sauce use some pasata, dried oregano and garlic to taste and season. Spoon it on top of the warm crumpet (be generous). Sprinkle grated cheese of your choice (be generous). Grill until the cheese is nice and gooey and a little brown then eat. Adding pepperoni or salami or bacon is even better. Fantastic for breakfast after a good session the night before

Is pasata the same as tomato puree?

No. It is sieved tomatoes. You'll find it near the tinned tomatoes and tomato puree. They do fancy ones with stuff in but just the plain one is best. If you use puree you'll get quite a bitter strong taste. The pasata is much fresher tasting. I recommend plenty of garlic in it, but not everyone likes as much as me. Just experiment with it. Thye most important element is getting the crumpet hot before adding the toppings. Otherwise you end up with a cold middle.

[Gary the Enfield]

Crumpet pizza sounds very interesting.

Here's what you do...

Lightly toast the crumpet so you get it warmed through. For the tomato sauce use some pasata, dried oregano and garlic to taste and season. Spoon it on top of the warm crumpet (be generous). Sprinkle grated cheese of your choice (be generous). Grill until the cheese is nice and gooey and a little brown then eat. Adding pepperoni or salami or bacon is even better. Fantastic for breakfast after a good session the night before

I do this sometimes but on a pitta bread.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Crumpet pizza sounds very interesting.

Here's what you do...

Lightly toast the crumpet so you get it warmed through. For the tomato sauce use some pasata, dried oregano and garlic to taste and season. Spoon it on top of the warm crumpet (be generous). Sprinkle grated cheese of your choice (be generous). Grill until the cheese is nice and gooey and a little brown then eat. Adding pepperoni or salami or bacon is even better. Fantastic for breakfast after a good session the night before

I do this sometimes but on a pitta bread.

I may have been known to do this I've also used the arabic bread you get here to good effect.