The Royal Baby

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm genuinely and truly unsure why anyone would give a shit?

I'm sure the feeling's mutual.

[BWFC_Insane]

Because most folk aren't cold hearted robots and wouldn't want to see any young couple have any complications during a pregnancy?

I meant in general, not in reference to its health.

Its no more significant than any other couple getting preggers. They'd all be locked in the fecking tower if I had my way anyhow.

Or at the very least forced to earn a living.

[89bwfc89]

Because most folk aren't cold hearted robots and wouldn't want to see any young couple have any complications during a pregnancy?

I meant in general, not in reference to its health.

Its no more significant than any other couple getting preggers. They'd all be locked in the fecking tower if I had my way anyhow.

Or at the very least forced to earn a living.

William's in the RAF and Harry has done a couple of tours of Afghan.

Surely a bonus of being the Queen means you don't have to work!

[Gooner Girl]

Feel sorry for them to be honest. Heaven forbid anything happen, but the girls not even 12 weeks, so much can go wrong yet, and now the whole world knows...

I've been thinking the same. Bit of a nightmare them having to spill the beans this early on but i guess they had no choice when she went into hosp. So much can go wrong before 12 weeks and i'm quite sure she wouldn't want to have to share a mis-carriage with the world. Still, morning sickness is a sign that the pregnancy hormones are kicking in so thats kind of a good sign (and severe morning sickness is sometimes a sign of twins too! )

As for Bolton Boris and Jaffka, pretty sure they both have kids, dunno if they have daughters but i'd hate to hear anyone speak of my daughter the way those two spoke about Kate.

[boltonboris]

I have a daughter yes..

Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to pork Kate Middleton... She's fit.

Cheer up, petal.

[bobo the clown]

I have a daughter yes..

Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to pork Kate Middleton... She's fit.

Cheer up, petal.

Your 'knock her out & then rape her' line wasn't one of your best though, really, was it. A joke, I know, but still.

[as]

What a load of shite.

It's bad enough having a f*cking Royal Family in the first place.

Now I've got to avoid the news, as they seem convinced it's the best christmas present the country could get.

F*ck off - just f*ck right off.

[BWFC_Insane]

Because most folk aren't cold hearted robots and wouldn't want to see any young couple have any complications during a pregnancy?

I meant in general, not in reference to its health.

Its no more significant than any other couple getting preggers. They'd all be locked in the fecking tower if I had my way anyhow.

Or at the very least forced to earn a living.

William's in the RAF and Harry has done a couple of tours of Afghan.

Surely a bonus of being the Queen means you don't have to work!

Oh have they? I never knew that, I mean its not like the media ever really mention them at all is it? Shame we don't hear what they're up to, I'd really like to know the next time one of them took a shit.....

Here is a better idea, go and find me some lads who have also done a couple of tours of Afghan. And ask em, you know, why they're so rich and living it up? I mean if Harry wanker is living his lifestyle off that salary then feck it, there must be billions Cameron and his mob can get their grubby little hands on!

[General Mannerheim]

3 pages already for this wayward blob of royal blue spunk. remarkable.

[89bwfc89]

Because most folk aren't cold hearted robots and wouldn't want to see any young couple have any complications during a pregnancy?

I meant in general, not in reference to its health.

Its no more significant than any other couple getting preggers. They'd all be locked in the fecking tower if I had my way anyhow.

Or at the very least forced to earn a living.

William's in the RAF and Harry has done a couple of tours of Afghan.

Surely a bonus of being the Queen means you don't have to work!

Oh have they? I never knew that, I mean its not like the media ever really mention them at all is it? Shame we don't hear what they're up to, I'd really like to know the next time one of them took a shit.....

Here is a better idea, go and find me some lads who have also done a couple of tours of Afghan. And ask em, you know why they're so rich and living it up. I mean if Harry wanker is living his lifestyle off that salary then feck it, there must be billions Cameron and his mob can get their grubby little hands on!

You've mistaken my post for something it's not. I wasn't trying to have a go. I'm fairly certain they are not forced to earn a living in the RAF, army or whatever but at least they've been and done it which is more than what can be said of a lot of people in this country.

To be fair, if I was a member of the royal family, I'm pretty sure I'd not work!

[89bwfc89]

Feel sorry for them to be honest. Heaven forbid anything happen, but the girls not even 12 weeks, so much can go wrong yet, and now the whole world knows...

I've been thinking the same. Bit of a nightmare them having to spill the beans this early on but i guess they had no choice when she went into hosp. So much can go wrong before 12 weeks and i'm quite sure she wouldn't want to have to share a mis-carriage with the world. Still, morning sickness is a sign that the pregnancy hormones are kicking in so thats kind of a good sign (and severe morning sickness is sometimes a sign of twins too! )

As for Bolton Boris and Jaffka, pretty sure they both have kids, dunno if they have daughters but i'd hate to hear anyone speak of my daughter the way those two spoke about Kate.

You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Feel sorry for them to be honest. Heaven forbid anything happen, but the girls not even 12 weeks, so much can go wrong yet, and now the whole world knows...

I've been thinking the same. Bit of a nightmare them having to spill the beans this early on but i guess they had no choice when she went into hosp. So much can go wrong before 12 weeks and i'm quite sure she wouldn't want to have to share a mis-carriage with the world. Still, morning sickness is a sign that the pregnancy hormones are kicking in so thats kind of a good sign (and severe morning sickness is sometimes a sign of twins too! )

As for Bolton Boris and Jaffka, pretty sure they both have kids, dunno if they have daughters but i'd hate to hear anyone speak of my daughter the way those two spoke about Kate.

You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?

Obviously not - whoever comes out first, wins.

[Bruce Rioja]

You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?

Obviously not - whoever comes out first, wins.

But if they're identical then they might not remember which is which

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?

Obviously not - whoever comes out first, wins.

But if they're identical then they might not remember which is which

Tatoos. "Nurse, the needle please..."

[Annoyed Grunt]

You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?

Obviously not - whoever comes out first, wins.

But if they're identical then they might not remember which is which

Tatoos. "Nurse, the needle please..."

Or just brand the first one?

[89bwfc89]

Feel sorry for them to be honest. Heaven forbid anything happen, but the girls not even 12 weeks, so much can go wrong yet, and now the whole world knows...

I've been thinking the same. Bit of a nightmare them having to spill the beans this early on but i guess they had no choice when she went into hosp. So much can go wrong before 12 weeks and i'm quite sure she wouldn't want to have to share a mis-carriage with the world. Still, morning sickness is a sign that the pregnancy hormones are kicking in so thats kind of a good sign (and severe morning sickness is sometimes a sign of twins too! )

As for Bolton Boris and Jaffka, pretty sure they both have kids, dunno if they have daughters but i'd hate to hear anyone speak of my daughter the way those two spoke about Kate.

You reckon they'll just toss a coin for who gets the throne if this is the case?

Obviously not - whoever comes out first, wins.

I was definitely joking FYI!

[Bruce Rioja]

Tatoos. "Nurse, the needle please..."

Dieu et Mon Droit Arsecheek?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We'll all have to start thinking names. I want something that will stand out when they reach monarchdom, a split from the past - Queen Sharleen, King Jahmene I, that sort of thing. Send in your suggestions to the Palace.

[Bruce Rioja]

We'll all have to start thinking names. I want something that will stand out when they reach monarchdom, a split from the past - Queen Sharleen, King Jahmene I, that sort of thing. Send in your suggestions to the Palace.

Will its surname be Cambridge?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Shirley Windsor.