Only Connect Two........

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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:00 pm

The news always seems better from her, somehow ...

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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:02 pm

bobo the clown wrote:The news always seems better from her, somehow ...

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Those ITK say she's a right bitch.

Just makes her more appealing!
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:15 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Those ITK say she's a right bitch.

Just makes her more appealing!
I can imagine.

I wasn't planning marrying her though. Just a few naughty weekends, initially.
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by Prufrock » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:29 pm

Aye. Good for squirting your flower over, but you wouldn't want to make baby clowns.
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:36 pm

I think Tango prefers her as a dancer.

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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:17 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:I think Tango prefers her as a dancer.
I didn't want either her or Mrs Crouch to win though. Natalie was the best dancer. :wink:
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:19 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:I think Tango prefers her as a dancer.
I didn't want either her or Mrs Crouch to win though. Natalie was the best dancer. :wink:
What the fcks that got to do with anything Tangs ??? Look at that picture.
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by jaffka » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:20 pm

There are some great upskirt knicker flashes of her on youtube. I believe.

Come on mummy spill the beans about what you know.

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:34 pm

jaffka wrote:There are some great upskirt knicker flashes of her on youtube. I believe.

Come on mummy spill the beans about what you know.
I don't know anything salacious... just that she's hard to work with and that women in particular don't like her.
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by jaffka » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:36 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
jaffka wrote:There are some great upskirt knicker flashes of her on youtube. I believe.

Come on mummy spill the beans about what you know.
I don't know anything salacious... just that she's hard to work with and that women in particular don't like her.
Women jealous of her?

In what way is she hard work? I heard she has a reputation of being a hard worker.

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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:10 am

1. Who won the 2003 F1 drivers' championship?
2. Who is the defense attorney protagonist in Erle Stanley's detective fiction?
3. Who plays Ellen Ripley in the four 'Alien' films?
4. Who called his BBC London employers 'pinheaded weasels' after they axed his radio show?
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:25 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:1. Who won the 2003 F1 drivers' championship?
2. Who is the defense attorney protagonist in Erle Stanley's detective fiction?
3. Who plays Ellen Ripley in the four 'Alien' films?
4. Who called his BBC London employers 'pinheaded weasels' after they axed his radio show?
1. Michael Schumacher
2. Perry Mason
3. Sigourney Weaver
4. Danny Baker

They all have headaches ????


Or are all named after traditional crafts.
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by Beefheart » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:26 am

bobo the clown wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:1. Who won the 2003 F1 drivers' championship?
2. Who is the defense attorney protagonist in Erle Stanley's detective fiction?
3. Who plays Ellen Ripley in the four 'Alien' films?
4. Who called his BBC London employers 'pinheaded weasels' after they axed his radio show?
1. Michael Schumacher
2. Perry Mason
3. Sigourney Weaver
4. Danny Baker

They all have headaches ????


Or are all named after traditional crafts.
Too quick! I had 1 and 4 and guessed the connection from those.

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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:33 am

Yep.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:35 am

I admit to Googling Schumacher, though by then suspected it was him due to the link.
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:15 pm

Car key

Rows

Read

Wight

(this is from a show)

connection, plz
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by Prufrock » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:40 pm

Light bulb dings above head:

Homophones of colours?
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Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:47 pm

hooray!
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Re: Only Connect Two........

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:26 pm

Erle Stanley, PB??? What happened to the Gardner?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:27 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Erle Stanley, PB??? What happened to the Gardner?
Just a brain fart, I think.
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