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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:38 pm

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thebish wrote:what on earth is a circumcision ambulance??
...after tip-off.
yes - but a circumcision ambulance went missing - is there even such a thing?
Yes. It's one you can't pull over.
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:43 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
thebish wrote:what on earth is a circumcision ambulance??
...after tip-off.
yes - but a circumcision ambulance went missing - is there even such a thing?
Yes. It's one you can't pull over.
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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:55 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
thebish wrote:what on earth is a circumcision ambulance??
...after tip-off.
yes - but a circumcision ambulance went missing - is there even such a thing?
Yes. It's one you can't pull over.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:48 am

'Vile' is a word that springs, nay leaps to mind at the merest mention of this nice person's name. Is this not sectarianism at best? Racism by any other name?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:55 pm

It just kills me when America start on the righteous path. A land without gun control, an almost unbelievable diary of daily killings, rapes, murders and anything else that constitutes crime is the norm for self-serving politicians who wouldn't demean themselves to walk down the same streets they swear to serve. My wife, a tourist in California was threatened with jail by a great hulking policeman; her crime?..she crossed the road without using a crossing. Not knowing was no excuse. I personally saw guns drawn twice and handcuffs used by cops on drunks in Santa Monica. Donald Trump for president? Yeah, right. Home of the brave and land of the free????
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:30 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:It just kills me when America start on the righteous path. A land without gun control, an almost unbelievable diary of daily killings, rapes, murders and anything else that constitutes crime is the norm for self-serving politicians who wouldn't demean themselves to walk down the same streets they swear to serve. My wife, a tourist in California was threatened with jail by a great hulking policeman; her crime?..she crossed the road without using a crossing. Not knowing was no excuse. I personally saw guns drawn twice and handcuffs used by cops on drunks in Santa Monica. Donald Trump for president? Yeah, right. Home of the brave and land of the free????
Fxckin hell, eh? California... What a pit. Makes Raqqa, Kunduz, Kandahar, Riyadh, Sirte, Gaza, Tripoli, Chechnya, anywhere where Boko Haram is, look like Paradise. Hmmmm.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:02 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:It just kills me when America start on the righteous path. A land without gun control, an almost unbelievable diary of daily killings, rapes, murders and anything else that constitutes crime is the norm for self-serving politicians who wouldn't demean themselves to walk down the same streets they swear to serve. My wife, a tourist in California was threatened with jail by a great hulking policeman; her crime?..she crossed the road without using a crossing. Not knowing was no excuse. I personally saw guns drawn twice and handcuffs used by cops on drunks in Santa Monica. Donald Trump for president? Yeah, right. Home of the brave and land of the free????
Fxckin hell, eh? California... What a pit. Makes Raqqa, Kunduz, Kandahar, Riyadh, Sirte, Gaza, Tripoli, Chechnya, anywhere where Boko Haram is, look like Paradise. Hmmmm.
My point was Spots, the Americans, as a nation, are not the squeaky clean mom and pop apple pie family units that the politicians like to put across. They're always the first to point the finger at others faults and ignore their own.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:36 pm

Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, has been confirmed by God's spin doctor, as curing a Brazilian man of 'several' brain tumours in 2008.

Why did God give the Brazilian man 'several' brain tumours? Was one big fxcker not good enough?
Why confine it to such mundane suffering, why didn't he grow 'several' pustulent heads each of which spoke in tongues?
Why did she wait so long?
How does the Pope get this information, and does he know if Trevor Birch has secured a sale for Euxton to Preston?
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:39 pm

Christopher Hitchens was the Devil's Advocate for her beatification hearing. Described himself as being the first person to ever represent the Devil pro bono :D
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:42 pm

Prufrock wrote:Christopher Hitchens was the Devil's Advocate for her beatification hearing. Described himself as being the first person to ever represent the Devil pro bono :D
Superb :lol:


It's got me thinking now. Christopher Hitchens was obviously unsuccessful, and he did it for free. Maybe the Devil needs proper representation: you know, the kind that can only be purchased at about £150,000 per annum.
Devil's Advocacy needs to progress down the charity CEO route.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:17 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, has been confirmed by God's spin doctor, as curing a Brazilian man of 'several' brain tumours in 2008.

Why did God give the Brazilian man 'several' brain tumours? Was one big fxcker not good enough?
Why confine it to such mundane suffering, why didn't he grow 'several' pustulent heads each of which spoke in tongues?
Why did she wait so long?
How does the Pope get this information, and does he know if Trevor Birch has secured a sale for Euxton to Preston?
Ah, but interestingly, she never even met the bloke, his family just happened to have prayed to MT for his remission and medics cold find no medical reason for his recovery! It beggars belief that in the 21st century, someone is serving up this unevidenced garbage for the consumption of the mases.
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Post by Prufrock » Sun Dec 20, 2015 12:29 am

Well they're hardly going to have actual evidence are they?!

The problem with social media and the like is is difficult to know what is going outside your echo chamber. Has there been much coverage of the case against - that (as fast as anyone does) she did not at all deserve sainthood?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:11 pm

You don't think she could have slept with Neil Lennon do you?
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Post by thebish » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:42 pm

cracking stuff!!

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Post by Athers » Mon Dec 21, 2015 4:27 pm

I tried to do number 4 the other day and they made me select 'no mail' in 25 separate drop down menus.

Are you really sure you don't want to connect with someone you sent an email to 12 years ago?
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Post by thebish » Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:52 pm

it's all kicking off in Swansea!!

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Post by Enoch » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:07 pm

thebish wrote:it's all kicking off in Swansea!!
At last, close up shots of drunken local government staff rectums in full colour.

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