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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:51 pm

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That's one hell of a comb over the auld fella has there.
Like that... :lol:
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:15 pm

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malcd1 wrote:I HATE Jerry Hall. Now I can call her a gold digger as well as all the other things.
What do you think attracted her to the $multi-billionaire then ???
Is she not minted herself though? She must've taken Jagger for a shitload, no? :conf:
"Comfortable. & yes, I guess she did, but she & Jagger never ACTUALLY married. They wed in Bali but it was declared invalid for some reason.
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Re: News Headlines

Post by malcd1 » Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:32 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
malcd1 wrote:I HATE Jerry Hall. Now I can call her a gold digger as well as all the other things.
What do you think attracted her to the $multi-billionaire then ???
Is she not minted herself though? She must've taken Jagger for a shitload, no? :conf:
"Comfortable. & yes, I guess she did, but she & Jagger never ACTUALLY married. They wed in Bali but it was declared invalid for some reason.
I have read it that she is worth £15m so not skint.
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:18 am

malcd1 wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
malcd1 wrote:I HATE Jerry Hall. Now I can call her a gold digger as well as all the other things.
What do you think attracted her to the $multi-billionaire then ???
Is she not minted herself though? She must've taken Jagger for a shitload, no? :conf:
"Comfortable. & yes, I guess she did, but she & Jagger never ACTUALLY married. They wed in Bali but it was declared invalid for some reason.
I have read it that she is worth £15m so not skint.
Curiosity kicks in. Why do you hate her? Not that I'm bothered or owt....
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Post by malcd1 » Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:13 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Curiosity kicks in. Why do you hate her? Not that I'm bothered or owt....
I find her incredibly annoying especially with the Texas accent. Oh and she is nowhere near as beautiful as she and the media thinks.
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Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jan 13, 2016 5:33 pm

What's Enoch's view on her? He's the expert on these things.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 13, 2016 5:37 pm

LeverEnd wrote:What's Enoch's view on her? He's the expert on these things.
Enoch's an expert on millionaires!? :shock:
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:37 pm

malcd1 wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Curiosity kicks in. Why do you hate her? Not that I'm bothered or owt....
I find her incredibly annoying especially with the Texas accent. Oh and she is nowhere near as beautiful as she and the media thinks.
Fairy nuff. I don't recall ever hearing her talk, but now you mention it
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:01 pm

malcd1 wrote: Oh and she is nowhere near as beautiful as she and the media thinks.
Ah, I'm glad that someone agrees with me on this, Malc. I always assumed it must just be me. Absolutely no idea what the fuss was about.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:18 pm

Met her once. Very tall. Attractive in a 1950's sort of way. Full of hair flicks and swishing of head. Very, VERY loud. One of those people who laughs loudly and constantly almost constantly. Clearly looking to be the centre of attention.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:20 am

I'll just leave this here...

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/uae-face ... 18909.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:31 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I'll just leave this here...

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/uae-face ... 18909.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
...It does look quite cunning...
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:47 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I'll just leave this here...

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/uae-face ... 18909.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
...It does look quite cunning...
I can't comment :|
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:06 pm

Is it coz it's hijabless? :conf:
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Post by Enoch » Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:35 pm

LeverEnd wrote:What's Enoch's view on her? He's the expert on these things.
Not one I'm drawn to, though in a certain light.......

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The fox looks cuddly mind.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Jan 18, 2016 5:53 pm

The Fox is offended and is making a complaint :lol:
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:12 am

oops!

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Post by Enoch » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:39 pm

thebish wrote:oops!

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Bet they were cock-a-hoop!

No fannying around...

Someone dropped a bollock...

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Re: News Headlines

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:03 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35416516

About time too. The Feds have finally moved in and arrested the 'armed militia' who had occupied a wildlife reserve. It just wasn't cricket.
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Re: News Headlines

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:11 am

Darlington Head Teacher tells parents to wash and get dressed before bringing their six fingered progeny to school, the dirty disgusting lazyarsed wankers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-35413153
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