The Death Row Meal
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The Death Row Meal
Building from Bruce Rioja's post on his 'last meal' on the food and drink thread...
You are selecting your last meal before the noose, the voltage, the injection, the gas, the even more gruesome...
You have said last goodbyes to your family, and, if you have a 'Maker' you've made your peace with him or her... and it's time to select your last meal...
The 'waiter' is standing by your bed, an orderly... tattooed, skull-headed, eyes with an involuntary and persistent blink... but literate, fortunately, and starting to tap the foot a little impatiently...
So, what do you order for your last meal on earth? Two courses... Food and drink...
I've a list of half a doz... leap in before me, please...
You are selecting your last meal before the noose, the voltage, the injection, the gas, the even more gruesome...
You have said last goodbyes to your family, and, if you have a 'Maker' you've made your peace with him or her... and it's time to select your last meal...
The 'waiter' is standing by your bed, an orderly... tattooed, skull-headed, eyes with an involuntary and persistent blink... but literate, fortunately, and starting to tap the foot a little impatiently...
So, what do you order for your last meal on earth? Two courses... Food and drink...
I've a list of half a doz... leap in before me, please...
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Re: The Death Row Meal
He sounds scary Will - dont ask for a tagine
French stick (full one) with salami, salad & dijon mayonnaise - side of crisps
Pint of extra cold Guinness
French stick (full one) with salami, salad & dijon mayonnaise - side of crisps
Pint of extra cold Guinness
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Re: The Death Row Meal
Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
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I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.Worthy4England wrote:Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
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Re: The Death Row Meal
OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?Montreal Wanderer wrote:I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.Worthy4England wrote:Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
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Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.William the White wrote:OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?Montreal Wanderer wrote:I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.Worthy4England wrote:Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
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Re: The Death Row Meal
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.William the White wrote:OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?Montreal Wanderer wrote:I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.Worthy4England wrote:Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
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I suspect the man with the axe is on a fairly strict time keeping regime...Montreal Wanderer wrote:Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.William the White wrote:OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?Montreal Wanderer wrote:I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.Worthy4England wrote:Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
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Worthy4England wrote:I believe you are taken forth to a place of execution three weeks hence - and I just found out so I have all the time in the world - well perhaps a little less.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.William the White wrote:OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?Montreal Wanderer wrote:I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.Worthy4England wrote:Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
I suspect the man with the axe is on a fairly strict time keeping regime...
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
Re: The Death Row Meal
I'd probably just have a family sized bucket of fried chicken, not sure why.
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Re: The Death Row Meal
Well, as I briefly mentioned on the post to which William refers, mine would be as follows;
Three pork & beef sausages (grilled or baked)
Two fried eggs (duck eggs)
Chips (Maris pipers or King Edwards)
Bread and butter (white, Lurpak full fat)
Rhubarb crumble and custard (one pint of, not tinned)
And to drink - tea (not much milk, no sugar).
Then off to the gallows.
Three pork & beef sausages (grilled or baked)
Two fried eggs (duck eggs)
Chips (Maris pipers or King Edwards)
Bread and butter (white, Lurpak full fat)
Rhubarb crumble and custard (one pint of, not tinned)
And to drink - tea (not much milk, no sugar).
Then off to the gallows.
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Re: The Death Row Meal
Just a huge plate of treacle sponge pudding and custard
As a child i was known to eat so much of it I was sick, then went back and carried on eating it
As a child i was known to eat so much of it I was sick, then went back and carried on eating it
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Re: The Death Row Meal
Great thread WtW!
I'm thinking a selection of tapas, garlic or piri piri prawns, patatas bravas, anchovies and olives, somemdecent bread and oil and balsamic.
Manchester tart for pudding
Freshly squeezed orange juice.
Having said all that, I might just go for a chicken tikka vindaloo with tarka daal, just to give the hangman's assistant some cleaning up to do afterwards.
I'm thinking a selection of tapas, garlic or piri piri prawns, patatas bravas, anchovies and olives, somemdecent bread and oil and balsamic.
Manchester tart for pudding
Freshly squeezed orange juice.
Having said all that, I might just go for a chicken tikka vindaloo with tarka daal, just to give the hangman's assistant some cleaning up to do afterwards.
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Re: The Death Row Meal
prison guard casserole.
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Is that a euphemism?mrkint wrote:prison guard casserole.
Re: The Death Row Meal
Spicy Fish Pakora
Special Garlic Chilli Chicken Tikka
Followed by a bottle of Glenfiddich
Special Garlic Chilli Chicken Tikka
Followed by a bottle of Glenfiddich
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Re: The Death Row Meal
Fxck off you bastards, keep your menu. What's the point of being nice to me when you you're going to kill me in a couple of hours. You won't even let me smoke indoors. .
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Re: The Death Row Meal
Okay, I've decided on lobster.Montreal Wanderer wrote:Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.William the White wrote:OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?Montreal Wanderer wrote:I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.Worthy4England wrote:Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.
Afters, one large personal space cake.
Drink - bottle of Sancerre.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
Re: The Death Row Meal
Case of red wine and a couple of hookers
Re: The Death Row Meal
Big 'old steak with all the stuff that comes with it. You know, fork, steak knife, a gun...that kinda shit.
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