The Death Row Meal

[William the White]

Building from Bruce Rioja's post on his 'last meal' on the food and drink thread...

You are selecting your last meal before the noose, the voltage, the injection, the gas, the even more gruesome...

You have said last goodbyes to your family, and, if you have a 'Maker' you've made your peace with him or her... and it's time to select your last meal...

The 'waiter' is standing by your bed, an orderly... tattooed, skull-headed, eyes with an involuntary and persistent blink... but literate, fortunately, and starting to tap the foot a little impatiently...

So, what do you order for your last meal on earth? Two courses... Food and drink...

I've a list of half a doz... leap in before me, please...

[Harry Genshaw]

He sounds scary Will - dont ask for a tagine

French stick (full one) with salami, salad & dijon mayonnaise - side of crisps
Pint of extra cold Guinness

[Worthy4England]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.

[William the White]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.

OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.

OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?

Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.

[William the White]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.

OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?

Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.

[Worthy4England]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.

OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?

Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.

I suspect the man with the axe is on a fairly strict time keeping regime...

[Montreal Wanderer]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.

OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?

Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.

I believe you are taken forth to a place of execution three weeks hence - and I just found out so I have all the time in the world - well perhaps a little less.

I suspect the man with the axe is on a fairly strict time keeping regime...

[Beefheart]

I'd probably just have a family sized bucket of fried chicken, not sure why.

[Bruce Rioja]

Well, as I briefly mentioned on the post to which William refers, mine would be as follows;

Three pork & beef sausages (grilled or baked)
Two fried eggs (duck eggs)
Chips (Maris pipers or King Edwards)
Bread and butter (white, Lurpak full fat)

Rhubarb crumble and custard (one pint of, not tinned)

And to drink - tea (not much milk, no sugar).

Then off to the gallows.

[Raven]

Just a huge plate of treacle sponge pudding and custard

As a child i was known to eat so much of it I was sick, then went back and carried on eating it

[Bijou Bob]

Great thread WtW!

I'm thinking a selection of tapas, garlic or piri piri prawns, patatas bravas, anchovies and olives, somemdecent bread and oil and balsamic.

Manchester tart for pudding

Freshly squeezed orange juice.

Having said all that, I might just go for a chicken tikka vindaloo with tarka daal, just to give the hangman's assistant some cleaning up to do afterwards.

[mrkint]

prison guard casserole.

[Annoyed Grunt]

prison guard casserole.

Is that a euphemism?

[Hoboh]

Spicy Fish Pakora

Special Garlic Chilli Chicken Tikka

Followed by a bottle of Glenfiddich

[TANGODANCER]

Fxck off you bastards, keep your menu. What's the point of being nice to me when you you're going to kill me in a couple of hours. You won't even let me smoke indoors. .

[Montreal Wanderer]

Full English with HP and no egg. I figure a slice of fried bread could go with it, even with the long term dangers factored in.

Afters, one large personal space cake.

Drink - bottle of Sancerre.

I like Sancerre and its esteemed cousin from across the river, but I'd go for a bottle of Montrachet (I've never had any but its been a goal for over fifty years - closest I came was Puligny Montrachet). Food I'm not so fussy about as I love many things, and would be concentrating on the wine anyway.

OK... yer got not bovvered abaht the food - yer got jellied eels n sprouts... what's yer wine?

Jellied eel and sprouts? It would be spelled whine. No. I'd pick some food that I liked I just haven't quite made up my mind.

Okay, I've decided on lobster.

[jaffka]

Case of red wine and a couple of hookers

[Prufrock]

Big 'old steak with all the stuff that comes with it. You know, fork, steak knife, a gun...that kinda shit.