TW Caption competition - part three...

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Oh come on Wayne. I know I said show some enthusiasm singing the National Anthem, but don't get carried away.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:21 pm

WINNER: LLS sneaks it with his pig.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:52 pm

Little Green Man wrote:WINNER: LLS sneaks it with his pig.
Cheers... I shall post on Monday morning... stay tuned.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:15 am

Okey dokey, here's a new one...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:04 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Okey dokey, here's a new one...

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Tenant: ''Erm, Mr. Bijou Bob? You know you told me to get rid of the cat? Well, she didn't take the news too well.''
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Beefheart » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:11 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Okey dokey, here's a new one...

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:59 am

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by wigan white » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:48 pm

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:50 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Okey dokey, here's a new one...

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Brring! Brrring!

Bijou Bob: ''Hello?''
Tenant: ''Erm, Mr. Bijou Bob? You know you told me to get rid of the cat? Well, she didn't take the news too well.''
it was a toss up between you and Tango... but you take it by a whisker.

WINNER
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Gary the Enfield » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:36 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Okey dokey, here's a new one...

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Brring! Brrring!

Bijou Bob: ''Hello?''
Tenant: ''Erm, Mr. Bijou Bob? You know you told me to get rid of the cat? Well, she didn't take the news too well.''
it was a toss up between you and Tango... but you take it by a whisker.

WINNER
Ta muchly. I'll drop something in later.
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:13 pm

I preferred AT's. Given me an idea! ;)
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:30 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:I preferred AT's. Given me an idea! ;)

Thank god you didn't mean Wigan White's.

I think CAPS would have gone Supernova!
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:40 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I preferred AT's. Given me an idea! ;)

Thank god you didn't mean Wigan White's.

I think CAPS would have gone Supernova!
actually, thinking about it, Wigan White's wasn't bad... what's the rules on changing your mind... (only joking GtE :wink: ). (maybe). (if you don't get on with it). (hot pussy :lol: how did I miss that one?).
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:49 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I preferred AT's. Given me an idea! ;)

Thank god you didn't mean Wigan White's.

I think CAPS would have gone Supernova!
:D he's gone a bit quiet on here recently, perhaps he's viewing more, errr exciting websites instead?!
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