TW Caption competition - part three...

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:05 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I preferred AT's. Given me an idea! ;)

Thank god you didn't mean Wigan White's.

I think CAPS would have gone Supernova!
Never mind that. Where's your caption? :conf:
May the bridges I burn light your way
Top
User avatar
Gary the Enfield
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8600
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:08 pm
Location: Enfield

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:I preferred AT's. Given me an idea! ;)

Thank god you didn't mean Wigan White's.

I think CAPS would have gone Supernova!
Never mind that. Where's your caption? :conf:

Here Mr Impatient! :roll:

Image
Top
User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:39 pm

Image

Spurred on by the Russian annexation of Crimea Boris launches an assault on the Essex border.
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください
Top
User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:41 pm

Image

After such a lengthy wait, the unveiling of Enfield's caption photo had become a civic event.
May the bridges I burn light your way
Top
User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:45 pm

:lol:
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください
Top
User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:04 pm

Image

Are you absolutely sure this is not a trap door I'm standing on?
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください
Top
User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 43231
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:07 pm

Image

Just how big's the bloody stone?
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
Top
thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by thebish » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:08 pm

Image

for Boris the Borrower and his mate, the nail-scissors represented something of a challenge...
Top
User avatar
Abdoulaye's Twin
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9208
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:27 pm
Location: Skye high

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:09 pm

Image


For the sheer hell of it someone gave some giant scissors to Boris.
Top
User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9102
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:27 pm

Image

Trust the Tories to make the biggest cuts
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
Top
User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:29 pm

BINGO!!!! :D
May the bridges I burn light your way
Top
User avatar
Abdoulaye's Twin
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9208
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:27 pm
Location: Skye high

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:40 pm

I think I need new readers. I've misread again and thought it said Trust the Tories to make the biggest cnuts.
Top
User avatar
Gary the Enfield
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8600
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:08 pm
Location: Enfield

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:53 pm

Wanted to give it to Bruce as it made me giggle.

However HG's was more relevant. WINNER!
Top
User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9102
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:54 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I think I need new readers. I've misread again and thought it said Trust the Tories to make the biggest cnuts.
Damn filters :D
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
Top
User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9102
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:56 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Wanted to give it to Bruce as it made me giggle.

However HG's was more relevant. WINNER!
Ooh ta. Give me a day please? If that's ok with Bruce :wink:
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
Top
User avatar
Harry Genshaw
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9102
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
Location: Half dead in Panama

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:54 pm

Sorry for the delay folks. Here you go;

Image
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"
Top
User avatar
Abdoulaye's Twin
Legend
Legend
Posts: 9208
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:27 pm
Location: Skye high

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:33 pm

Image

Angela. Was it wise to sell Boris that water canon? :shock:
Top
User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 43231
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:53 pm

Actually David, Schneider is Dutch and plays for Holland....

Image
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
Top
bobo the clown
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19597
Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:49 am
Location: N Wales, but close enough to Chester I can pretend I'm in England
Contact:
Contact bobo the clown

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:59 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Actually David, Schneider is Dutch and plays for Holland....

Image
AM - "I told you the hotel porn sites were better in Eurozone countries".
DC - " Yeah ..... but Theresa May and Burlosconi !!!"
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
Top
Andy Waller
Dedicated
Dedicated
Posts: 1469
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:05 pm

Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Andy Waller » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:43 am

Technically not a caption, but the picture was asking for it.
Attachments
merkel_old_footy_2224717b-460x288.jpg
merkel_old_footy_2224717b-460x288.jpg (49.95 KiB) Viewed 2273 times
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Banter”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 142 guests