TW Caption competition - part three...
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There was no way that Souness was getting fooled again.
This time he'd properly vetted his new striker, Jacques Cousteau
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Smell the diarrhea of ol' Pink Dress here!
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The gaiety of the occasion would soon be shattered as Henrietta boldly declared her recent betrothal to plantation worker Mary.
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'Gather your partners now for Strip The Widow.'
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The business card said it all; Gerald Cid, Costume Ball Gigolo.
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Quick grab those fit ones.
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While some fans applauded Totter onto the pitch others were less impressed. A few decided it was time to go.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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"And then the Empress confided in me that her husband was this big. Well, no wonder they call him Boney!"
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There was no hiding it. The boys just weren't interested in Fanny.
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With only Sarah Millican left to dance with, John and Alan thought "Sod that" and jumped on Elton's bus..
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...
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Right, invoking the little-known two month rule, and basing the final decision purely on quantity rather than quality, I declare myself the winner.
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Didn't know Big Sam was at the World Cup.
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" ... and ... lo. There .... was .... a ..... bright .... star ... in .... the .... sky ....".
Guys, I'm going to nail that part in this year's Nativity now that Riots gone.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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See, a flying pig. We can get through the group stages...
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Brobdingnagia! have we ever played them before then?
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Told you so. I knew it was a bad idea to let Welbeck take a penalty.
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It's a bird... it's a plane... errr... no, it's a bird.
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