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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:02 pm

It is pissing down right now. We've got floods of Biblical proportions and I'm in the hills... Gawd knows what it must be like down on the plains.
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:03 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It is pissing down right now. We've got floods of Biblical proportions and I'm in the hills... Gawd knows what it must be like down on the plains.

Hot and sunny. BBQ this weekend.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:08 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It is pissing down right now. We've got floods of Biblical proportions and I'm in the hills... Gawd knows what it must be like down on the plains.

Hot and sunny. BBQ this weekend.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:58 pm

Horay proper weather is here all that sun we have had over the last 6 months was making me not want to go outside, I am delighted to know we will now have at least 6 months of rain, snow and bitter cold conditions. @Itsalwaysthehotcountriesthatkickoff.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:01 pm

It's finally stopped raining. Not before I managed to get trenchfoot.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:14 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It's finally stopped raining. Not before I managed to get trenchfoot.
Not raining this minute, but it'll be back. Back garden resembles a paddy field.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:17 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It's finally stopped raining. Not before I managed to get trenchfoot.
Not raining this minute, but it'll be back. Back garden resembles a paddy field.
You want to tell those Chinese neighbours of yours to stick to their own back garden.
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Post by Andy Waller » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:27 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:It's finally stopped raining. Not before I managed to get trenchfoot.
Not raining this minute, but it'll be back. Back garden resembles a paddy field.
You want to tell those Chinese neighbours of yours to stick to their own back garden.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:09 am

A week on holiday, in Scotland coming up. And Amazon are right out of gopher wood.
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Re: The Weather

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:33 am

Oh no. It's started: Duvet Wars. Just parked the dog and noticed the missus has swapped off my nice summer 3 tog job with her big fluffy winter 20 tog monster.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:18 pm

That happened at ours last week. I was harrumphing until it went really cold last night. You can't win, don't even try.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:25 pm

I got 'dinged' at this morning by the car. 4.5 deg C. Rhidhoooluous.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:55 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:That happened at ours last week. I was harrumphing until it went really cold last night. You can't win, don't even try.
Winning isn't even remotely on the agenda. Survival is. I don't mind if the temperature is reading about the same in fahrenheit and celsius (-40) and a vicious wind is whistling through my eaves, but this is still autumnal. When the 20 togger is on I find myself surfacing every hour or so out of a pool of my own sauna rendered juices, gasping for air. Sometimes the dog throws herself on top and the extra radiant heat actually cooks one or other of my internal organs. I have to have a strategy of lying awake until Mrs Leopard starts snoring and then gently ease the killer duvet down to about waist level, after which one of two things happens, either: she wakes up, and the cycle is repeated; or we sleep through and awaken to our upper bodies rhymed in frost and our legs welded together like sticky pork crackling. Every year I have to undergo this torture, and the struggle to survive grows harder, I tell ye.
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Re: The Weather

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:16 pm

The first bit sounds eerily familiar! I have a bed sheet that I keep at the side of the bed for just such emergencies. You should try it.
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Re: The Weather

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:41 am

Just seen a pedestrian outside our offices picked up by the wind and dumped on her ass :shock: . It's getting a bit blowy out there!
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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:55 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:I got 'dinged' at this morning by the car. 4.5 deg C. Rhidhoooluous.
aye - mine always dings at 4deg... why? how are you supposed to respond to this information?? :conf:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:57 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Just seen a pedestrian outside our offices picked up by the wind and dumped on her ass :shock: . It's getting a bit blowy out there!
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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:58 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Just seen a pedestrian outside our offices picked up by the wind and dumped on her ass :shock: . It's getting a bit blowy out there!

aye - is fine down here - but am hearing loads of endless whining on the radio by people in scotland and the north where it's a bit gusty - and on the East coast where it's a bit blowy and might be a bit floody. bloody southern-biased media.. :roll:
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Re: The Weather

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:12 am

Wind's strong enough to do some damage here, bending the trees a bit fierce and making the fencing rattle.. I'm thinking anything of any size on the motorways will have problems. Oh, and it's raining in sympathy.
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Re: The Weather

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:15 am

Various bits of the building I'm in have fallen off. And they won't let me out the front door for a cig the bstds.

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