Where would you emigrate to

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Where would you emigrate to

Post by Hoboh » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:18 pm

If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:24 pm

Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
How much are we talking, Hoboh? :wink:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:25 pm

I've always fancied Bongo bongo land.

Otherwise, I did emigrate to Japan. But after three years the visa situation started to get difficult and complicated so I immigrated back.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:28 pm

Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
Ah, but that'd make you an immigrant, and a part of the problem. ;)

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Hoboh » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:32 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
How much are we talking, Hoboh? :wink:
Bit more than my current net value I'm afraid, you need to prove funds to live and without any family sponsors there, enough to get an investors visa.
Takes the Mickey out of requirements to come to the UK.
On the other hand someone in your line should be quite eligible

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:37 pm

Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
:eh: Horwich. Does that count.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:53 pm

Hoboh wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
How much are we talking, Hoboh? :wink:
Bit more than my current net value I'm afraid, you need to prove funds to live and without any family sponsors there, enough to get an investors visa.
Takes the Mickey out of requirements to come to the UK.
On the other hand someone in your line should be quite eligible
You need quite a bit of cash for an investor's visa but this is just a fast track method. Political refugee is another fast track method (are you in danger from all those socialist pinkos in the UK?). You can also get in fast if you are skilled in one of these occupations - note there is a cap on each one which may have been reached. I don't know what you are skilled in (other than jingoism :wink: ). There are also the usual methods for non-businessmen, non-refugees and non-skilled people which take a little longer but are not costly. Just apply and wait for a couple of years.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:09 pm

I've already emigrated (to UAE). We chose to do this for several reasons, but mainly for a better quality of life and to hopefully earn enough to retire before I totally fall apart. We want to return to the UK some day (it isn't as shit as some like to moan about), though we may at some point have to head further east for Mrs AT's job before we make it back. Being away has made me appreciate the UK a bit more. I might feel different in time, but I can't imagine not coming home right now.

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Post by thebish » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:11 pm

Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.

bloody health-tourist immigrant benefit cheat culture-shagging scroungers!

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Hoboh » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:16 pm

thebish wrote:
Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.

bloody health-tourist immigrant benefit cheat culture-shagging scroungers!
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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by jaffka » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:17 pm

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Hoboh » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:20 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
How much are we talking, Hoboh? :wink:
Bit more than my current net value I'm afraid, you need to prove funds to live and without any family sponsors there, enough to get an investors visa.
Takes the Mickey out of requirements to come to the UK.
On the other hand someone in your line should be quite eligible
You need quite a bit of cash for an investor's visa but this is just a fast track method. Political refugee is another fast track method (are you in danger from all those socialist pinkos in the UK?). You can also get in fast if you are skilled in one of these occupations - note there is a cap on each one which may have been reached. I don't know what you are skilled in (other than jingoism :wink: ). There are also the usual methods for non-businessmen, non-refugees and non-skilled people which take a little longer but are not costly. Just apply and wait for a couple of years.
It does look good there monty, you know the area?

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:20 pm

Chester.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:43 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Chester.
If you leave now you'll be there before last orders :)

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by jaffka » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:44 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Chester.
If you leave now you'll be there before last orders :)
Don't do it bobo, if you are caught after midnight...

Well I would miss you :D

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:48 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Chester.
If you leave now you'll be there before last orders :)
If I leave now I could be there for first orders.

Once the Welsh 'Government' start doing their own taxation I figure I've got about 5 years before the whole fckg place comes tumbling down.


Jaffka, you have to be Welsh to be killed by an arrow if found inside the City Walls after dusk ... & I'm not, thank the Lord.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by jaffka » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:50 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Chester.
If you leave now you'll be there before last orders :)
If I leave now I could be there for first orders.

Once the Welsh 'Government' start doing their own taxation I figure I've got about 5 years before the whole fckg place comes tumbling down.


Jaffka, you have to be Welsh to be killed by an arrow if found inside the City Walls after dusk ... & I'm not, thank the Lord.
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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:07 pm

Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
I'd be off to Eastern Europe. According to your good self, it must be nearly empty now, as they're all in London.

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by seanworth » Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:15 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Hoboh wrote:If given the chance?

For me, Nova Scotia Canada looks a prime target.
Looks like a suitable wedge needs aquiring to retire there and it don't look easy.
How much are we talking, Hoboh? :wink:
Bit more than my current net value I'm afraid, you need to prove funds to live and without any family sponsors there, enough to get an investors visa.
Takes the Mickey out of requirements to come to the UK.
On the other hand someone in your line should be quite eligible
You need quite a bit of cash for an investor's visa but this is just a fast track method. Political refugee is another fast track method (are you in danger from all those socialist pinkos in the UK?). You can also get in fast if you are skilled in one of these occupations - note there is a cap on each one which may have been reached. I don't know what you are skilled in (other than jingoism :wink: ). There are also the usual methods for non-businessmen, non-refugees and non-skilled people which take a little longer but are not costly. Just apply and wait for a couple of years.
It does look good there monty, you know the area?
Very nice, not as nice as the west coast, but I'm sure we all knew that already. Now if you want to sacrifice a couple years, there might be a mayor job available in Toronto. You can use that job to get by the other red tape. Not sure what the qualifications for the Toronto job are but they don't seem that fussy.

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Re: Where would you emigrate to

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:12 pm

I wouldn't emigrate anywhere......wouldn't mind a holiday in Corfu though....

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