Has anyone here got any claims to fame?'

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Re: Has anyone here got any claims to fame?'

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:58 pm

Nope....not a one....apart from being on the first advert for the Sellafield exhibition centre.....

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:00 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:i once had a wee in the urinal next to fred dibnah... that pretty much tops any of the lame efforts so far!
That qualifies for a Madame Tussauds wax statue.
Dibnah told the tale to all who would listen for many years....
I'd have been more impressed with the level of daring if it had been Fred the weatherman.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:47 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Nope....not a one....apart from being on the first advert for the Sellafield exhibition centre.....
The woman who fronted those ads was a secret high class miss whiplash hooker in charge of servicing half the contractors on site.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:10 pm

Been on tv twice. Once as a teenager at an Arsenal - Spurs game I went to with a spurs supporting mate - videoed by sky sports waving our scarves etc outside the ground and more recently on a chicken rescue with Bish in Essex which was filmed for channel 4 news. I wandered behind someone giving an interview as I was holding a chicken. Clearly not looking my best for the telly covered in bird poo...

Have met Dennis Bergkamp, Tony Adams, Ray Parloyr and John Lukic - oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once. (I'm sure we have had variations on this thread before)

No threesomes with famous people though...

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:12 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Been on tv twice. Once as a teenager at an Arsenal - Spurs game I went to with a spurs supporting mate - videoed by sky sports waving our scarves etc outside the ground and more recently on a chicken rescue with Bish in Essex which was filmed for channel 4 news. I wandered behind someone giving an interview as I was holding a chicken. Clearly not looking my best for the telly covered in bird poo...

Have met Dennis Bergkamp, Tony Adams, Ray Parloyr and John Lukic - oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once. (I'm sure we have had variations on this thread before)

No threesomes with famous people though...just everyday, ordinary people
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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:20 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Been on tv twice. Once as a teenager at an Arsenal - Spurs game I went to with a spurs supporting mate - videoed by sky sports waving our scarves etc outside the ground and more recently on a chicken rescue with Bish in Essex which was filmed for channel 4 news. I wandered behind someone giving an interview as I was holding a chicken. Clearly not looking my best for the telly covered in bird poo...

Have met Dennis Bergkamp, Tony Adams, Ray Parloyr and John Lukic - oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once. (I'm sure we have had variations on this thread before)

No threesomes with famous people though...just everyday, ordinary people
:wink:
Well that obviously went without saying ;)

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:34 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Been on tv twice. Once as a teenager at an Arsenal - Spurs game I went to with a spurs supporting mate - videoed by sky sports waving our scarves etc outside the ground and more recently on a chicken rescue with Bish in Essex which was filmed for channel 4 news. I wandered behind someone giving an interview as I was holding a chicken. Clearly not looking my best for the telly covered in bird poo...

Have met Dennis Bergkamp, Tony Adams, Ray Parloyr and John Lukic - oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once. (I'm sure we have had variations on this thread before)

No threesomes with famous people though...just everyday, ordinary people
:wink:
Well that obviously went without saying ;)
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Post by jaffka » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:10 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Been on tv twice. Once as a teenager at an Arsenal - Spurs game I went to with a spurs supporting mate - videoed by sky sports waving our scarves etc outside the ground and more recently on a chicken rescue with Bish in Essex which was filmed for channel 4 news. I wandered behind someone giving an interview as I was holding a chicken. Clearly not looking my best for the telly covered in bird poo...

Have met Dennis Bergkamp, Tony Adams, Ray Parloyr and John Lukic - oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once. (I'm sure we have had variations on this thread before)

No threesomes with famous people though...just everyday, ordinary people
:wink:
Well that obviously went without saying ;)
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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:10 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once.
that HAS to be a euphemism, yes???

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:11 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once.
that HAS to be a euphemism, yes???
It really, really isn't! I was only about 7 at the time!

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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:12 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once.
that HAS to be a euphemism, yes???
It really, really isn't! I was only about 7 at the time!
oh dear.....

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Post by mrkint » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:13 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once.
that HAS to be a euphemism, yes???
It really, really isn't! I was only about 7 at the time!
You're really not very good at this are you?

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:16 pm

mrkint wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:oh and the archbishop of Canterbury squeezed my glow worm once.
that HAS to be a euphemism, yes???
It really, really isn't! I was only about 7 at the time!
You're really not very good at this are you?
Is it my fault you blokes all have dirty minds?! :conf:

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Post by Salford Trotter » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:20 pm

mrkint wrote:my nana's cousin is (was) Kenneth Wolstenholme.

Also family friends of bits of Alan Ball's family that live in Farnworth :evil:

think i was in the background of an episode of 999 once but not sure, other than that, dunno.

Kenneth lived about 100 yds away from where I live now
My claim to fame is that my cousin is John McEnroe. His grandmother and mine were sisters and both left Ireland, as many did in the early 1900s, to make their fortune in the US but my grandmother was homesick and returned home. I've tried to meet up with him on the two trips to Wimbledon I have made but we have had no response to my requests which is fair enough.
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Post by thebish » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:23 pm

ok... top this..

my uncle was Mick McManus

(not THE Mick McManus - but it's the same name!)

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Re: Has anyone here got any claims to fame?'

Post by Dujon » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:28 pm

Of course it is, GG. If it weren't for gorgeous clean living shielas such as yourself we chaps couldn't have 'dirty' minds. :mrgreen:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:35 pm

Dujon wrote:Of course it is, GG. If it weren't for gorgeous clean living shielas such as yourself we chaps couldn't have 'dirty' minds. :mrgreen:
You can't blame womankind for that! :o Men see innuendo even when none is intended. Us ladies don't.

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Post by Always hopeful » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:24 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:i once had a wee in the urinal next to fred dibnah... that pretty much tops any of the lame efforts so far!
That qualifies for a Madame Tussauds wax statue.
Dibnah told the tale to all who would listen for many years....
I'd have been more impressed with the level of daring if it had been Fred the weatherman.
On a similar theme, I once had a wee in a urinal next to Marcus Brigstoke in a French motorway service station. Does that trump Fred Dibnah?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:30 pm

I've been on Wacaday.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:31 pm

And Jimmy Sommerville gave me a balloon.

Oh, and I've had an argument with Gabby Logan. When she was Yorath.
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