Brits Awards 2015

[wigan white]

Madonna just fell down the stairs, piss funny! ! ! !

[Always hopeful]

Ha!! Excellent. You could see her panicking to untie her shawl, then bam! Dragged backwards down the stairs she went!! Brilliant!!

[KeyserSoze]

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[wigan white]

Ha!! Excellent. You could see her panicking to untie her shawl, then bam! Dragged backwards down the stairs she went!! Brilliant!!

Spat my brew halfway across the room when it happened. So feckin funny. They shouldve done it with more of the acts

[Always hopeful]

Ha!! Excellent. You could see her panicking to untie her shawl, then bam! Dragged backwards down the stairs she went!! Brilliant!!

Spat my brew halfway across the room when it happened. So feckin funny. They shouldve done it with more of the acts

Shawl? Wtf? I'm now officially old. Cloak. I meant cloak.

[Harry Genshaw]

She deserves to be hurt after that shocking performance. What a god awful song. I was hoping she might save it with a medley of oldies (isn't that how the act that closes the show normally does it?) but perhaps she's dashed off to get a neck brace fitted!

[wigan white]

She deserves to be hurt after that shocking performance. What a god awful song. I was hoping she might save it with a medley of oldies (isn't that how the act that closes the show normally does it?) but perhaps she's dashed off to get a neck brace fitted!

She did the same routine at the Grammys (minus the fall). Its just really embarrassing and as you said, the song is shite.

[LeverEnd]

She deserves to be hurt after that shocking performance. What a god awful song. I was hoping she might save it with a medley of oldies (isn't that how the act that closes the show normally does it?) but perhaps she's dashed off to get a neck brace fitted!

She did the same routine at the Grammys (minus the fall). Its just really embarrassing and as you said, the song is shite.

I didn't watch, but but I'd say 90% of her songs are shite. She and Michael Jackson are the 2 most overrated artists of my lifetime.
And as for Kanye, I feel ya bro!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

People actually watch this shite?

[Hoboh]

People actually watch this shite?

The thought crossed my mind too!
Next they'll be putting on the Tory awards for contributions to a fairer work place, disabled rights and world peace!

[Harry Genshaw]

People actually watch this shite?

Well it was either that, Arsenal in the chumps league or talk to the Mrs about her day

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

People actually watch this shite?

Well it was either that, Arsenal in the chumps league or talk to the Mrs about her day

If they were the only choices I'd have talked to the missus!

[Gary the Enfield]

People actually watch this shite?

Well it was either that, Arsenal in the chumps league or talk to the Mrs about her day

If they were the only choices I'd have talked to the missus!

Do you know Harry's missus?

[TANGODANCER]

Madonna just fell down the stairs, piss funny! ! ! !

Sounds a bit un-Christian, but it couldn't have happened to anyone better.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

People actually watch this shite?

Well it was either that, Arsenal in the chumps league or talk to the Mrs about her day

If they were the only choices I'd have talked to the missus!

Do you know Harry's missus?

Can't be worse than the puerile shite he watched.

[Dujon]

Madonna just fell down the stairs, piss funny! ! ! !

Sounds a bit un-Christian, but it couldn't have happened to anyone better.

Like thebish's slinky then? I heard about it but, naturally, didn't watch the narcissist event - and wouldn't if I could.

[wigan white]

Shes now claiming she's got whiplash because of the fall
Where there's blame, there's a claim!!!!

[Prufrock]

I'd love to write those particulars of claim!