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Tyson Fury

Post by thebish » Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:28 am

I know next to nowt about boxing - not my scene...

but I heard Tyson Fury this morning confronting Wladimir Klitschko... what an utter moron! It may seem unpatriotic, but is it just me who would quite like to read of Klitschko wiping the ring with him in October???
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Beefheart » Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:56 am

thebish wrote:I know next to nowt about boxing - not my scene...

but I heard Tyson Fury this morning confronting Wladimir Klitschko... what an utter moron! It may seem unpatriotic, but is it just me who would quite like to read of Klitschko wiping the ring with him in October???
My Grandfather was Ukrainian, so I have no such qualms. :D
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:50 pm

thebish wrote:I know next to nowt about boxing - not my scene...

but I heard Tyson Fury this morning confronting Wladimir Klitschko... what an utter moron! It may seem unpatriotic, but is it just me who would quite like to read of Klitschko wiping the ring with him in October???

Urrrggghh! Doing the what now with him?

S'just trash talk. Klitschko's unbeaten in 11 years. Fury's unproven for the same amount of time.
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:06 pm

Is Fury that Pikey? And if so, are there any caravans on it?
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by thebish » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:14 pm

there was some kind of encounter where Klitschsckkchko said some fairly respectful things.. then Fury butted in by telling him it was a personal showdown... Klitschskchsschko said that as far as he was concerned there was no personal animosity involved... Fury insisted it was, in fact, literally and physically a personal clash - and that he wanted to "break your face in" and claimed the Klitchhshhhsschkchko had less personality than Fury's underpants...
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by malcd1 » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:26 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:I know next to nowt about boxing - not my scene...

but I heard Tyson Fury this morning confronting Wladimir Klitschko... what an utter moron! It may seem unpatriotic, but is it just me who would quite like to read of Klitschko wiping the ring with him in October???

Urrrggghh! Doing the what now with him?

S'just trash talk. Klitschko's unbeaten in 11 years. Fury's unproven for the same amount of time.
Fury is just a big, lumbering big mouth who is going to be well beaten. Klitschko will knock him out in less than 5 rounds.
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:55 pm

malcd1 wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:I know next to nowt about boxing - not my scene...

but I heard Tyson Fury this morning confronting Wladimir Klitschko... what an utter moron! It may seem unpatriotic, but is it just me who would quite like to read of Klitschko wiping the ring with him in October???

Urrrggghh! Doing the what now with him?

S'just trash talk. Klitschko's unbeaten in 11 years. Fury's unproven for the same amount of time.
Fury is just a big, lumbering big mouth who is going to be well beaten. Klitschko will knock him out in less than 5 rounds.
Totally agree, this isn't Derek Chisora, he can't bully him with his size. I think it's Vladimir's ring which will be getting a good wipe! :vomit:
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:54 pm

What a prize tit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/34337582
Tyson Fury made an impression at a news conference for his upcoming heavyweight title fight against Wladimir Klitschko - by dressing as Batman.

The Bolton fighter, 27, took his seat at the event in London on Wednesday, before leaping over his table to tackle someone dressed as The Joker.

He then turned to Klitschko and said: "This is a fool, just like you are."
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Hoboh » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:59 pm

LeverEnd wrote:What a prize tit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/34337582
Tyson Fury made an impression at a news conference for his upcoming heavyweight title fight against Wladimir Klitschko - by dressing as Batman.

The Bolton fighter, 27, took his seat at the event in London on Wednesday, before leaping over his table to tackle someone dressed as The Joker.

He then turned to Klitschko and said: "This is a fool, just like you are."
Shit, we let another out of tonge moor way then?
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:03 pm

He's not from here at all, just has a gym on halliwell Rd.
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Hoboh » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:06 pm

LeverEnd wrote:He's not from here at all, just has a gym on halliwell Rd.
Thank God for that!
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:03 pm

I'd like them both to lose
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:11 pm

LeverEnd wrote:He's not from here at all, just has a gym on halliwell Rd.
Is it a caravan?
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by wigan white » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:49 am

Is it guarded by Dags!!!
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by LeverEnd » Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:08 pm

The caravan and the dags are part of the prize fund. Tyson insisted upon it.

Edit: Fer his ma!
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:16 pm

LeverEnd wrote:The caravan and the dags are part of the prize fund. Tyson insisted upon it.

Edit: Fer his ma!

Is the caravan Periwinkle Blue?
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by jmjhb » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:32 pm

The NEW Heavyweight champion of the world!
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by malcd1 » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:35 pm

jmjhb wrote:The NEW Heavyweight champion of the world!
He certainly surprised me. Well done Tyson. Strange person but now heavyweight world champion.
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:42 pm

Didn't do even nearly enough for me, the Pikey c*nt.
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Re: Tyson Fury

Post by LeverEnd » Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:46 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Didn't do even nearly enough for me, the Pikey c*nt.
On that subject ...
In the aftermath of his win in Dusseldorf, Fury had said: "I'm not sexist. I believe a woman's best place is in the kitchen and on her back. That's my personal belief. Making me a good cup of tea, that's what I believe."
But Fury, who refers to himself as the 'Gypsy King' because of his Irish traveller heritage, told BBC Radio 2's Jeremy Vine programme on Monday: "I love my women and what I said goes for my wife alone. She knows her place, I know her place. That's our culture of people.
And they wonder why 'their people' are vilified.

That's without even starting on his homophobic stuff.
I really hope Klitschko smashes the stupid ignorant c*nt to pieces in the rematch.
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