Noo Years Resolutions
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Noo Years Resolutions
Does anyone do these anymore? Not Mrs Bob is doing dry January, but as this wouldn't be much of a struggle for me, she suggested I give up chocolate. After ten minutes sobbing and throwing a paddy (is that racist??) I agreed to it.
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.
Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.
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Not thought about any except the ones I intend every year (and rarely manage). Happy New Year to you all anyway. May it be a good one for everybody and may the SuperWhites rise and prosper again.
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I'm going to try not to drink until I complete my Ironman challenge. Bolton Wanderers will test me to the limit, I'm sure.
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one I make most years - but actually made some progress with last year..
to cut out some more of the "noise" in my life and introduce more quiet/silence - spend more time in meditation/contemplation (or in more secular but not entirely synonymous terms - put in the time and effort to become more self-aware and practice "mindfulness").
to cut out some more of the "noise" in my life and introduce more quiet/silence - spend more time in meditation/contemplation (or in more secular but not entirely synonymous terms - put in the time and effort to become more self-aware and practice "mindfulness").
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've resolved not to make one.

Do you plan on keeping that resolution?
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I've a feeling I've gone and broken it already...malcd1 wrote:Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've resolved not to make one.![]()
Do you plan on keeping that resolution?

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Dry January, including all lunch and dinner appointments.
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Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.

Will you be trying to gain height? And stop being a c*nt?

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Harry Genshaw wrote:Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.. Yes I'll be looking to lose weight in the new year.
Will you be trying to gain height? And stop being a c*nt?
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You're just under-height!Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look

Get me the date for the FLC gig when you can please, you short-arsed, bald, fat, penny-pinching c*nt!

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Warms the hearts of your cockle ..... or something like that !!twilight wrote:Harry Genshaw wrote:Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.. Yes I'll be looking to lose weight in the new year.
Will you be trying to gain height? And stop being a c*nt?
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Work less, ride more.
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I concur. I just can't decide whether to go big cruiser or adventure bike. Eeny, meeny, mini, mo......General Mannerheim wrote:Work less, ride more.
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big cruiser??? no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!Bijou Bob wrote:I concur. I just can't decide whether to go big cruiser or adventure bike. Eeny, meeny, mini, mo......General Mannerheim wrote:Work less, ride more.

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Day one done. No alcohol. The bottle of JD was giving me the glad eye all night but I resisted. The slut.
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No alcohol forever?
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We go on holiday a week tomoz, its gonna be indulgent and excessive so fkall point starting to cut back on owt just for a week...
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Until July. After IronmanGeneral Mannerheim wrote:No alcohol forever?
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Yamaha xvs1300 it is then. Bit weird riding feet first, I wobbled all over the feckin car park setting off!thebish wrote:big cruiser??? no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!Bijou Bob wrote:I concur. I just can't decide whether to go big cruiser or adventure bike. Eeny, meeny, mini, mo......General Mannerheim wrote:Work less, ride more.
Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.
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