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Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Bijou Bob » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:30 pm

Does anyone do these anymore? Not Mrs Bob is doing dry January, but as this wouldn't be much of a struggle for me, she suggested I give up chocolate. After ten minutes sobbing and throwing a paddy (is that racist??) I agreed to it.

Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:30 am

Not thought about any except the ones I intend every year (and rarely manage). Happy New Year to you all anyway. May it be a good one for everybody and may the SuperWhites rise and prosper again.
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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:23 am

I'm going to try not to drink until I complete my Ironman challenge. Bolton Wanderers will test me to the limit, I'm sure.

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:55 am

one I make most years - but actually made some progress with last year..

to cut out some more of the "noise" in my life and introduce more quiet/silence - spend more time in meditation/contemplation (or in more secular but not entirely synonymous terms - put in the time and effort to become more self-aware and practice "mindfulness").
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:10 am

I've resolved not to make one.
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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by malcd1 » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:03 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've resolved not to make one.
:D

Do you plan on keeping that resolution?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:13 pm

malcd1 wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I've resolved not to make one.
:D

Do you plan on keeping that resolution?
I've a feeling I've gone and broken it already... :D
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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:49 pm

Dry January, including all lunch and dinner appointments.
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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:15 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.
:) . Yes I'll be looking to lose weight in the new year.

Will you be trying to gain height? And stop being a c*nt? :lol:
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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by twilight » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:23 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.
:) . Yes I'll be looking to lose weight in the new year.

Will you be trying to gain height? And stop being a c*nt? :lol:

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:24 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look
You're just under-height! ;)

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:43 pm

twilight wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:
Oh, and i need to get fitter. I aways said I didn't mind being bald, but I'd never be bald and fat. It isn't a good look and one in the family is enough as it is.......Harry.
:) . Yes I'll be looking to lose weight in the new year.

Will you be trying to gain height? And stop being a c*nt? :lol:

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:09 pm

Work less, ride more.

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:33 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Work less, ride more.
I concur. I just can't decide whether to go big cruiser or adventure bike. Eeny, meeny, mini, mo......
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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:46 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Work less, ride more.
I concur. I just can't decide whether to go big cruiser or adventure bike. Eeny, meeny, mini, mo......
big cruiser??? no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!! :D
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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:33 am

Day one done. No alcohol. The bottle of JD was giving me the glad eye all night but I resisted. The slut.

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by General Mannerheim » Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:26 pm

No alcohol forever?

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by General Mannerheim » Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:29 pm

We go on holiday a week tomoz, its gonna be indulgent and excessive so fkall point starting to cut back on owt just for a week...

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:30 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:No alcohol forever?
Until July. After Ironman

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Re: Noo Years Resolutions

Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Jan 02, 2016 10:28 pm

thebish wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Work less, ride more.
I concur. I just can't decide whether to go big cruiser or adventure bike. Eeny, meeny, mini, mo......
big cruiser??? no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!! :D
Yamaha xvs1300 it is then. Bit weird riding feet first, I wobbled all over the feckin car park setting off!
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