I AM IRONMAN!!!! (Well, hopefully)

[Gary the Enfield]

Hello all
As some of you already know I am undertaking the Ironman in Bolton in July. I have decided to try and raise money for a friend of mine and her son, James. The story is on my pages listed below.

If you can, could you see fit to at least check out my pages and, if you can, spare a copper or two?

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Many thanks,

Martin

[Burnden Paddock]

Fourth time lucky eh? This 'thread' has been keeping me entertained for the last hour or two.

Great cause and magnificent effort mate! For once, I will get there to watch Ironman this year.

[Enoch]

I've had a chuckle or two from it too.

[Gary the Enfield]

Your entertainment comes at a cost. Stump up you cheeky sods.

[Burnden Paddock]

Done. Good luck with the training and on the big day. I'll have a pint waiting for you afterwards.

[Gary the Enfield]

Done. Good luck with the training and on the big day. I'll have a pint waiting for you afterwards.

The pubs may well be shut by then. Thanks for the donation.

[Harry Genshaw]

I'll be there on the day cheering you on, fella. Donation to follow - good luck

[LeverEnd]

I'll be there on the day cheering you on, fella. Donation to follow - good luck

Same here. I went for a couple of pints to watch it last year. Misjudged how long it went on for, as HG and his poor wife will testify. Absolute mess.

[Bruce Rioja]

I'll be there on the day cheering you on, fella. Donation to follow - good luck

Same here. I went for a couple of pints to watch it last year. Misjudged how long it went on for, as HG and his poor wife will testify. Absolute mess.

You're a fecking mess anyhow. If Mrs Genshaw's going you can count me in. Ding dong

[Gary the Enfield]

Any chance of getting this pinned?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Any chance of getting this pinned?

None.

[Gary the Enfield]

X

[Lost Leopard Spot]

[Gary the Enfield]

And thus is my dilemma. Traditionally people have a 'dot M' tattoo on completing the race. I'm thinking of incorporating the Iron Man marvel character with a Sabbath theme whilst retaining the 'dot M' basis. Seeking inspiration.......

[Bruce Rioja]

And thus is my dilemma. Traditionally people have a 'dot M' tattoo on completing the race. I'm thinking of incorporating the Iron Man marvel character with a Sabbath theme whilst retaining the 'dot M' basis. Seeking inspiration.......

Are we not getting a little ahead of our self here, young man?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ha! Reign in the tattoo artist appointment there... there's pain to be endured before that!

[Gary the Enfield]

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

I'm just saying if (when) I finish I want to have something different done.

[Bruce Rioja]

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

I'm just saying if (when) I finish I want to have something different done.

Every faith in you, Buddy, but a mate of mine pulled a hamstring in the run. As you can imagine, he was saddened somewhat.

[Gary the Enfield]

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

I'm just saying if (when) I finish I want to have something different done.

Every faith in you, Buddy, but a mate of mine pulled a hamstring in the run. As you can imagine, he was saddened somewhat.

Aye. That's not good. My intentionis to finish. I don't care what my time is. I just want to get round in one piece. And I will.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

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Thanks for the vote of confidence!

I'm just saying if (when) I finish I want to have something different done.

You'll do it easily. You're not a panic fanny. But I've no idea about what tat you should have. (actually, that's a lie - I fxckin hate tattoos - except on Maoris and Sumo wrestlers. So don't have one.)