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Owd bastard deserves his own thread.

Post by LeverEnd » Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:29 am

Happy 50th to Bruce. :pissed: :mrgreen: :oyea:

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All the best matey!
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:50 pm

50 not out. Better than anything he's ever managed on the cricket pitch I fancy.

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:56 pm

Happy 50th Bruce. If you're feeling down about turning 50, just have a read of the 'Happy' thread. That will no doubt cheer you up! :pissed:

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:04 pm

Happy birthday Bruce. Hope you're already too pissed to read this. X

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:14 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:Happy 50th Bruce. If you're feeling down about turning 50, just have a read of the 'Happy' thread. That will no doubt cheer you up! :pissed:
There is no upside of reaching 50. There will already be aches today, that didn't exist yesterday.

Happy additional aches day, own git. Welcome to the 50's. :D

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:18 pm

He's not owd and there are worse aches to come in the next decades.... Have a good one, Bruce. :pissed:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:30 pm

Thank you very much, Chaps. This turned up this morning. Is it only me that thinks the rascals at Parkrun held it back to have a bit of a giggle? :?

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:38 pm

Nobbut a lad...

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:41 pm

Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat :D

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:47 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat :D
Cheers AT, and Wee Greeny.

I have a bottle of Tattinger that's been in the fridge for about four months. That should be cold enough now. :)

Also, all of my colleagues appear to have bought me bottles of red wine. How did they know? :D
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Post by malcd1 » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat :D
Cheers AT, and Wee Greeny.

I have a bottle of Tattinger that's been in the fridge for about four months. That should be cold enough now. :)

Also, all of my colleagues appear to have bought me bottles of red wine. How did they know? :D
Just good luck I'm sure. Happy 50th Birthday old man. :pissed:

Less than 3 years for me now. :(
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:57 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat :D
Cheers AT, and Wee Greeny.

I have a bottle of Tattinger that's been in the fridge for about four months. That should be cold enough now. :)

Also, all of my colleagues appear to have bought me bottles of red wine. How did they know? :D
Sounds like a promising evening ahead :pissed:

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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:56 pm

Happy Birthday mate, all the very best and many happy returns. :oyea:
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Post by Dujon » Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:12 am

50! :lmfao:

You poor old bugger. All the best for the next half century, Bruce; this one's on me. :drink:

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Post by Beefheart » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:09 am

Belated Congrats!

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:11 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:He's not owd and there are worse aches to come in the next decades.... Have a good one, Bruce. :pissed:
He's already a day nearer 60.... :D

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Post by boltonboris » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:25 pm

Happy birthday!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:24 pm

Some days will stay a thousand years. Some pass like the flash of a spark. Who knows where all our days go?

Cheers Dudes. Girl Friday informed me today that I've now reached the point in life at which I'll stop getting to the top of the stairs and wondering what I've gone upstairs for. Apparently now I'll be midway on the staircase wondering if I was going up or coming down! :?
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Post by malcd1 » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:23 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Some days will stay a thousand years. Some pass like the flash of a spark. Who knows where all our days go?

Cheers Dudes. Girl Friday informed me today that I've now reached the point in life at which I'll stop getting to the top of the stairs and wondering what I've gone upstairs for. Apparently now I'll be midway on the staircase wondering if I was going up or coming down! :?
:lol: Girl Friday is probably correct.
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:40 pm

Look on the bright side. She didn't mention Stannah, and you now qualify for special over 50's life insurance policies with a free Parker pen...(I like this thread already)

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