B***ard Man Flu

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B***ard Man Flu

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:25 pm

Been struck down for days with death like symptoms. Currently blowing blood filled green snot into hankies faster than Kim Jong-un could fill his biochemical warheads to launch on his ICBMs.
Do I get any sympathy from the missus, no I fxcking don't.
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Re: B***ard Man Flu

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:18 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:25 pm
 Been struck down for days with death like symptoms. Currently blowing blood filled green snot into hankies faster than Kim Jong-un could fill his biochemical warheads to launch on his ICBMs.
Do I get any sympathy from the missus, no I fxcking don't.
Does anybody? Women are our equals in all respects, so why do they expect sympathy for everything from us, yet give it only to kids, pets and each other in return..Story of life my friend.

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