Man's Inhumanity to Inhumans...

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Re: Man's Inhumanity to Inhumans...

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:58 pm

Jesus Christ give it a fooking rest.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Aug 04, 2018 4:16 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
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Jesus Christ give it a fooking rest.
Why? That fxckinasshole doesn't!
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Aug 04, 2018 4:47 pm

:lol: coooey
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Aug 04, 2018 4:57 pm

You're both intelligent adults, no?
Get a grip.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:18 pm

In today's news:
Brazilian favourite to win election declares (quite proudly) that "he'll let miners strip the Amazon", that "not a single square centimetre will be demarcated as indigenous land", and he'll win because 'Indians' want "electricity, television, blonde girlfriends, and internet": The charming, right wing fxcker and major fruitcake is actually winning the polls and may soon be in charge of the largest still unspoilt wilderness on the planet.

Meanwhile in tiny England a left wing councilor and friend of Hamas has voted against the introduction of beavers back into Northumbria (from whence they were eradicated by over hunting a mere 350 years ago) because "they will destroy fish stocks and be a scourge on the local wildlife": Somebody needs to tell the tit that beavers are strictly vegan.

Otherwise, in good news... a brown bear from the Carpathians has been introduced into the Pyrenees. Fxcking French Farmers set up road blocks and checked vehicles in an attempt to intercept the bear. She was delivered by helicopter.: :lol: :fingers:
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Re: Man's Inhumanity to Inhumans...

Post by jimbo » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:43 pm

I’m cycling in the Pyrenees at the moment. If I don’t come back, blame the bear.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:11 pm

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I’m cycling in the Pyrenees at the moment. If I don’t come back, blame the bear.
Good luck with that youth...
The words "cycling" and "Pyrenees" are usually found together in sentences that contain words like "punishment", "sado-machism", etc.
But, if you don't come back, I'll tell the bear off.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:31 pm

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Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:11 pm
jimbo wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:43 pm
I’m cycling in the Pyrenees at the moment. If I don’t come back, blame the bear.
Good luck with that youth...
The words "cycling" and "Pyrenees" are usually found together in sentences that contain words like "punishment", "sado-machism", etc.
But, if you don't come back, I'll tell the bear off.
Having driven over those very same Pyrenees and back once in my lifetime, I'll state it's a staggering experience, but not one I'd wish to ever repeat. Thankfully, at my age it's highly unlikely that will happen. "Cycling" is a foreign language to me unless pre fixed by re-. :lol:
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Re: Man's Inhumanity to Inhumans...

Post by Prufrock » Sun Oct 07, 2018 6:24 pm

Just get an elephant.
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Post by boltonboris » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:42 pm

I can do an impression of an Elephant. Wanna see it?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:09 pm

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I can do an impression of an Elephant. Wanna see it?
I'd love to see it. What does it entail (or entrunk or entusk)?
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Re: Man's Inhumanity to Inhumans...

Post by boltonboris » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:53 pm

I turn my pockets out and pull my dick out through my zip
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:55 pm

boltonboris wrote:
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I turn my pockets out and pull my dick out through my zip
Very environmentally thoughtful of you. The lack of ivory in the display, obviously.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:07 pm

Larysa Switlyk: travelling the world slaughtering animals for fun. Presently on Islay shooting Red deer, goats, and a fxcking sheep!.
After one instance of totally unnecessary slaughter the xxxx posed in camouflage gear for photos with a dead goat that she killed with a "perfect 200 yard shot".
If I were World President that would have been followed by an imperfect but no less effective 2 foot shot to her head.

Simon Barr, a friend of Mx Switlyk and chief executive of Tweed Media, said that the shooting was being sensationalised. He claimed that the animals were being turned into "Disney characters" with human emotions.
Well no, you xxxx! They're being turned into dead rotting pieces of uneaten meat with no feelings or emotions whatsoever anymore. Wanker.

All of the photos printed in the national media quite clearly show how excited Switlyk was by her kills, although a lot of her excitement was masked by the dead animals.
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Post by jimbo » Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:09 pm

I’ve really never understood hunting. I’ve done quite a bit of wildlife watching, and tracking and following an animal and watching it close up in the wild can be magical. I’ve never once thought though that the experience would be improved by ending its life right there and then.
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:44 pm

When I saw she'd shot a sheep I honestly thought it was an Onion parody.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:33 pm

I used to be a minor sort of afficianado of the bullfight; mainly due to a love of all things Spanish. I learned Spanish dance, studied and took a G.C.S.E in the language and even ran a Spanish dance and flamenco site on the net for 8 or 9 years and have had about twenty vacations there over the years. (my brother lived there for seven years) A great fan of Garcia Lorca (who was a friend of matadors and himself an afficianado) I even attended a couple of live corridas and collected all sorts of memorablia. Today, I hate the very idea of the bullring and am deeply ashamed I ever thought differently. A pastime for savages. The only brave thing about it all for me is being able to admit I was very wrong. Mea culpa....
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Re: Man's Inhumanity to Inhumans...

Post by boltonboris » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:00 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:55 pm
boltonboris wrote:
Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:53 pm
I turn my pockets out and pull my dick out through my zip
Very environmentally thoughtful of you. The lack of ivory in the display, obviously.
The lack of length, also an issue
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:12 pm

I'm with Sitwell. I'd kill a vegan. The idea is to eliminate suffering, not meat eating. Fxck Vegans.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:13 pm

I see some real tough guy Farnworth knxb heads have savaged and twisted up a sculpture to the dead of the First World War. Bet they felt real pleased with themselves. Will they be caught? Highly unlikely, and if they are, what will they get as punishment? Probably get blamed on their poor and underprivelliged upbringing. They need a lesson they'll remember not a joke punishment delivering leaflets.... always supposing they ever do get caught. Morons.....

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