European Second Referendum

[jimbo]

For peep show fans....Brexit is Project Zeus. Any second now May is going to stand up, say it just doesn’t work then pretends

The cancer bit is uncalled for mate

I'm referring to an episode of peep show. Mate.

Or, you could just carry on determinedly eating Mummy the dog, insisting all along it’s turkey and really quite delicious.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's amazing just how political the Italian yoof are.
My pal from the sports centre in Loveno has just given me this link... (Matteo asked me if I was from Surrey! What Me???, Am I Fxck).
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey ... s-16023218

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Eurotunnel are texting me again...
We'll see... (I'm due at the vets on Friday. Meanwhile, me, the missus and the dog will be excursioning outside the EU down the Adriatic coast and back...).

[Montreal Wanderer]

Eurotunnel are texting me again...
We'll see... (I'm due at the vets on Friday. Meanwhile, me, the missus and the dog will be excursioning outside the EU down the Adriatic coast and back...).

Montenegro is okay, but Albania....? I wouldn't skip the Croatian coast.

[malcd1]

It's amazing just how political the Italian yoof are.
My pal from the sports centre in Loveno has just given me this link... (Matteo asked me if I was from Surrey! What Me???, Am I Fxck).
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey ... s-16023218

That can't be right. Everyone who voted leave have realised they were lied to and have come to their sense. Only a few idiots still want to leave.

[Enoch]

It's amazing just how political the Italian yoof are.
My pal from the sports centre in Loveno has just given me this link... (Matteo asked me if I was from Surrey! What Me???, Am I Fxck).
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey ... s-16023218

That can't be right. Everyone who voted leave have realised they were lied to and have come to their sense. Only a few idiots still want to leave.

If only they'd been savvy enough to have known what they voted for in the first place, eh!

[TANGODANCER]

That can't be right. Everyone who voted leave have realised they were lied to and have come to their sense. Only a few idiots still want to leave.

I made a choice, maybe wrongly, maybe uninformed, but I made it. Guess I'll stick with it and wait to see how much of an idiot I am.

[malcd1]

I was being sarcastic, Tango. I hope you realised that.

[Prufrock]

top work, gents.

[TANGODANCER]

I was being sarcastic, Tango. I hope you realised that.

I did Malc. I Just felt like a mini-rebellion.

[Hoboh]

I once said Nick Clegg was the most dangerous politician, this joker beats him hands down!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I once said Nick Clegg was the most dangerous politician, this joker beats him hands down!

Careful how you phrase that. You'll have Insano and Anna Soubry in jittery tears again...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Eurotunnel are texting me again...
We'll see... (I'm due at the vets on Friday. Meanwhile, me, the missus and the dog will be excursioning outside the EU down the Adriatic coast and back...).

Montenegro is okay, but Albania....? I wouldn't skip the Croatian coast.

Just down to Montenegro. I'll leave Albania for another time.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

How are things hanging in the Motherland?
I hear Verhofsted and Tusk feel it appropriate to stick their two euroworths in on a national debate! (Is it coz Ies European?)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

How are things hanging in the Motherland?
I hear Verhofsted and Tusk feel it appropriate to stick their two euroworths in on a national debate! (Is it coz Ies European?)

Regime Change!
What next, A Midlands Summer, followed by barrel bombs on Ilkeston?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This is my understanding.

We leave on May 22nd if May's deal approved.
. But that is conditional on voting through her deal by 11pm tomorrow.
.. But Bercow won't allow voting on her deal.
... Which means we leave on April 12th with no deal.
.... But parliament has already (three times now) rejected leaving with No Deal (and May, being a Remainer, although having stated No Deal etc etc etc fxcking cetera).
..... Thus. We are left with having a huge extension which the political corps of the Federalist Europeans will use to extensively probe the tender regions of our internal political backsides.

Am I right?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This is my understanding.

We leave on May 22nd if May's deal approved.
. But that is conditional on voting through her deal by 11pm tomorrow.
.. But Bercow won't allow voting on her deal.
... Which means we leave on April 12th with no deal.
.... But parliament has already (three times now) rejected leaving with No Deal (and May, being a Remainer, although having stated No Deal etc etc etc fxcking cetera).
..... Thus. We are left with having a huge extension which the political corps of the Federalist Europeans will use to extensively probe the tender regions of our internal political backsides.

Am I right?

Where does democracy come in all this?
It gets fxcked.

[BWFC_Insane]

This is my understanding.

We leave on May 22nd if May's deal approved.
. But that is conditional on voting through her deal by 11pm tomorrow.
.. But Bercow won't allow voting on her deal.
... Which means we leave on April 12th with no deal.
.... But parliament has already (three times now) rejected leaving with No Deal (and May, being a Remainer, although having stated No Deal etc etc etc fxcking cetera).
..... Thus. We are left with having a huge extension which the political corps of the Federalist Europeans will use to extensively probe the tender regions of our internal political backsides.

Am I right?

Its a fair summary (though we do not agree on conclusions but lets leave that) - except they will find a way to have another vote. Without the DUP however, that vote seemingly will be unlikely to pass unless Labour MPs support in numbers...

At that point I suspect the EU will be split with some just wanting rid of us asap and others wanting to offer us a long extension. I think there is a chance for an accidental no deal on the 12th. And then we'll see what happens....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Just spent days travelling across borders. Some EU to EU. Some non-EU to EU and one non-EU to non-EU.
And am now parked in front of the crossing from Montenegro to Albania. This is what I call a Hard Border. The rest are as soft as shit. My dog doesn't even know she's left England. Until now.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This is my understanding.

We leave on May 22nd if May's deal approved.
. But that is conditional on voting through her deal by 11pm tomorrow.
.. But Bercow won't allow voting on her deal.
... Which means we leave on April 12th with no deal.
.... But parliament has already (three times now) rejected leaving with No Deal (and May, being a Remainer, although having stated No Deal etc etc etc fxcking cetera).
..... Thus. We are left with having a huge extension which the political corps of the Federalist Europeans will use to extensively probe the tender regions of our internal political backsides.

Am I right?

Its a fair summary (though we do not agree on conclusions but lets leave that) - except they will find a way to have another vote. Without the DUP however, that vote seemingly will be unlikely to pass unless Labour MPs support in numbers...

At that point I suspect the EU will be split with some just wanting rid of us asap and others wanting to offer us a long extension. I think there is a chance for an accidental no deal on the 12th. And then we'll see what happens....

I think there is absolutely no chance whatsoever of an accidental no deal on the 12th.
There is a tiny possibility of a deliberate No Deal on 12th but so miniscule as not to be worth considering.

The EU has carefully calculated that we will be in for years and years and years... May only has to pass the Withdrawal Agreement and not the Political Declaration. It is a (conspiracy) stitch up.