Say a Big Shoutout Hello to all the morons out there...

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Say a Big Shoutout Hello to all the morons out there...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:09 pm

My especially Big Shoutout unfortunately has no name (that I know. He obviously has a name, but it wasn't published). But, he has a description, so if somebody could translate this into Italian: hello - Mr 23 year old Milanese, who had a hand amputated and lost fingers on the other (because he tried and failed miserably to fit a firecracker into a homemade mortar) - fxcking Wanker.

Happy New Year, moron.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:28 pm

Train window had notice, in big letters: "DO NOT LEAN OUT OF WINDOW WHEN TRAIN IS MOVING". Even more, the window had to be physically manhandled to move it down in order to lean head out of window.

So what happens. A 28 year old physically wrestles window down whilst train is travelling at 85mph and sticks head out of window.

Guess what? She died.

An inquest will resume sometime in March. Why?
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Post by Enoch » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:36 pm

Because clearly some fu*ker, somewhere, fu*ked up.

It's necessary to pin down which hapless soul under performed so such a tragedy can never happen again.

Don't you know nuffin', you numpty!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:55 pm

More Morons

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/25/nasa-rev ... e-8390764/

Ultima Thuoooooooooole. Suck my Aryan dick
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:12 pm

You try and stop the transfer across a border of:
1. Weapons
2. illegal/untaxed Goods
3. Biological contaminants (whether seed/plant/food/animal/pet)
4. illegal People
5. Criminals/Terrorists

We do that now. We will continue to do that in the future.
It really doesn't matter where the border is.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:03 pm

Have you ever wondered what Jesus Christ would look like for Generation X.
Wonder no more...
BBC News - YouTuber James Charles tells LBC Birmingham crowd I'm 'normal' ( Sorry, far from it, you're revolutionary).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-47026129
How gorgeous! JC for the new world! Just cop a look at the volume of those eyelashes! Inspirational, mind blowing, life enhancing.

JC is from Bethlehem, by the way...

(If I could get one question in amongst the thousands of others inundating him it would be "how do you get your nose so shiny, sister?").
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:33 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:03 pm
Have you ever wondered what Jesus Christ would look like for Generation X.
Wonder no more...
As a kid I always thought Jesus would look like Burt Lancaster with long hair and a beard (and have been born near St Joseph's up Halliwell Road) . Later, I thought Robert Powell did a great job portraying him. In reality, he may well have actually looked like a 33 year old Palestinian male from Bethlehem and not a bit like either. :|
The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke...Darcy. Pride and Prejudice.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:37 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:33 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:03 pm
Have you ever wondered what Jesus Christ would look like for Generation X.
Wonder no more...
As a kid I always thought Jesus would look like Burt Lancaster with long hair and a beard (and have been born near St Joseph's up Halliwell Road) . Later, I thought Robert Powell did a great job portraying him. In reality, he may well have actually looked like a 33 year old Palestinian male from Bethlehem and not a bit like either. :|
Mmmmm. Yep.
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