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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:25 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Revealed: Why Patrick Vieira's Arsenal shirt always had a sticky wet patch on the front
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:32 pm

Ai chihuahua! Must be beginner's luck.

Let's see if this works...

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Post by Gertie » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:49 pm

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Post by Winter Hill White » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:55 pm

Lawrenson is cultivating a special "test-tube-moustache" just in case Bolton ever get relegated.
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:22 pm

The library trainee hadn't quite understood the request to examine the micro-fiche records.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:27 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Ai chihuahua! Must be beginner's luck.

Let's see if this works...

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Post by plodder » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:58 pm

Course its safe, in three years time it'll only be six feet long.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:01 pm

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mmmmmmmm there is definatley something very fishy about this man's sperm count!!!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:09 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

mmmmmmmm there is definatley something very fishy about this man's sperm count!!!
Ahem! :roll:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:56 pm

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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:09 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Spunkbubble!
Double ahem! :roll: :roll:
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Post by ashclayton » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:18 pm

[quote="Bruce Rioja"]Image

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:59 am

communistworkethic wrote:The library trainee hadn't quite understood the request to examine the micro-fiche records.
HeY - lay off the library punchlines!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:11 am

The Giants played Premiership Minnows
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:37 am

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And the one that got away was this big...
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:09 am

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The 'Teaser' pic for the new Jurrasic Park 5 is now online!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:13 am

Dyslexic's ship in a bottle
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:42 am

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Giant man captures Great White Shark.
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:58 pm

First off - forgot to thank Squire Rioja for picking my entry last time. Tarverrymutch!

Honourable mentions go to CWE for 'micro-fiche' and BR for '***********', however I was tickled by Lawro's
"test-tube-moustache", so the winner is:

WINTER HILL WHITE

Over to WHW...
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