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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:07 pm

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And - abracadabra! Last week never happened!
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Post by norm the jedi » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:03 pm

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Post by keveh » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:41 pm

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Staring straight ahead, John proved how good he was at walking the tight-rope.
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I'm surprised there were no scouser, calm down, calm down references here.
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Post by Backgammon » Tue May 02, 2006 8:47 am

keveh wrote:
Backgammon wrote:Image

Staring straight ahead, John proved how good he was at walking the tight-rope.
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I'm surprised there were no scouser, calm down, calm down references here.
Excellent! :D

Sorry for the delay; I'll post something in a mo...
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Post by Backgammon » Tue May 02, 2006 9:05 am

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There we go....
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue May 02, 2006 9:30 am

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There we go....
Sven: Hey Sam, why are you pushing that huge blue shopping trolly about with you?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 02, 2006 9:40 am

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"And the Receptionist likes fat men, you should do a good game there".
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 02, 2006 10:24 am

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Sam had no idea how to wire himself up for the NOTW's next big Sven sting!!
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Post by keveh » Tue May 02, 2006 10:40 am

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Sam tries to hold in the laughter as Svens pulls him close and whispers "If you ruin the team I've built up, I'll hunt you down and kill you!"
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 02, 2006 10:45 am

successfull manager meets overrated one
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 02, 2006 12:06 pm

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There we go....
Sven shows Sam the secret FA handshake, just in case.
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Post by boltonboris » Tue May 02, 2006 1:21 pm

Sam meets his new team chef
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 02, 2006 1:31 pm

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"Hey Sven, just wanted to come over *shakes hand* and wish you the best of luck at Villa...ya gullible tit!!"
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Post by boltonboris » Tue May 02, 2006 1:39 pm

OOh Ouch! okay okay!! I'll take nobby to the world cup just give me my bleeding hand back!
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Post by Gertie » Tue May 02, 2006 2:16 pm

SVEN: I think you’re mad… It’s a long hard struggle uphill you’ll be constantly tired and exhausted and up against.. There are bandits out to get you, you will have to watch your back all the time… Everyone will reckon they could do it better than you do… Are you sure you want to take this challenge on??

But enough about the England job, I hope you enjoy your little walk.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 02, 2006 2:18 pm

So, Sam, how long has Brian Robson's head been growing out of your shoulder?
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 02, 2006 6:03 pm

communistworkethic wrote:So, Sam, how long has Brian Robson's head been growing out of your shoulder?
Looks more like Lawrie Sanchez to me.

I was going to do something along the lines of:

"Sven congratulates Zaphod Beeblebrox on succeeding him as England manager"

but I fear I may have been gazumped (and anyway Sam looks more like a Vogon).
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 02, 2006 6:07 pm

'Give her one from me, Sam', remarked Sven, as they mulled over the FA's 'droit de seigneur' rule.


(or 'jus primae noctis' if you prefer the Latin - I know Sven does)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 02, 2006 6:51 pm

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"Lady Victoria, daughter of the infamous gangster was caught on camera today indicating that she wanted Lawrie Sanchez 'disposed off!!', MI5 are said to be looking into reports as we speak"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue May 02, 2006 7:17 pm

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OK, deal. I'll be Professor Yaffle and you be Bagpuss!
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