The TW Caption Competition Thread

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:51 pm

Mich Caine wrote:Bench - you are testing my patience sonny Jim.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:24 pm

Thank you. Let's try this one.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:27 pm

Cockfaced Twatbastard

''Ever wondered what a 55 year old prossie smells like?''

TBH

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:06 pm

Wayne Rooney was less than impressed with the kipper offered by Bolton's generous Israeli defender.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:10 pm

Rooney: "Oi israeli can you smell that?........tell your wife she needs to fxcking wash".

TBH: "Oh yes laugh it up English pig, you tell your jokes while I nick your wallet!!"

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:28 am

Michael Bay was commissioned to do the new Alien film and he intended to make the "face-huggers" a heck of a lot uglier

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:06 am

With Wayne Rooney's face not helping when it come to ladies, he's decided to practice a new technique for pulling.

Rooney: "aaaaand sleep"

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:39 am

Wayne's "teach yourself braille granny-pulling" course clearly needs fine tuning.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:25 am

TBH: Well you said speak to the hand...

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:01 am

TBH: "I'd rather look at the little troll's hand than his face."

Batman, that's back to you.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:06 am

And that, Jew boy, is the smell of helmet cheese !

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:03 pm

Peds, Im not sure Batman is going to make it? He hasnt been on for a couple of days and only has 24 hours to post a reply. Maybe you should post a second caption?

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:50 pm

Give it 'til 8 tomorrow morning and then anyone can post one if Batman hasn't.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:55 pm

If Batman doesn't make it then I'll give the runner up prize to SOTWA, I liked the wallet comment.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:08 am

im here

gimme a chance!

jeez i go away fro 2 days and you all start to miss me....'maybe'

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:09 pm

For fxck's sake Peter, put it away.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:11 pm

Veron: Nice try guys, but I'm still the gayest looking footballer in the world.

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:16 pm

Certain members of The Wanderer forum were shocked when they saw a spider on the pitch whilst having a kick about.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:26 pm

No-one was worried about freekicks hitting the wall in the world cup due to the amount of high quality freekick takers. That was until they played Nigeria!!

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:35 pm

Simon Cowell: No, no, no, no. This is absolute rubbish. I'm not having you on. Simple as that. You are terrible.

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