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Post by Bench » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:08 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
keveh wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:i asked for courtside seats and i appear to be right at the back
This one made me laugh the most. Somebody tried to copy it but failed.

Congrats hisroyalgingerness!!!
Lol, I think that somebody was me. But I was hoping that somebody would pick up on what I said as a Peter Kay quote....

That's all, we don't need to use words like 'failure'.
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No we don't. We'll use 'deferred success' instead. :?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:38 pm

Bench wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
keveh wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:i asked for courtside seats and i appear to be right at the back
This one made me laugh the most. Somebody tried to copy it but failed.

Congrats hisroyalgingerness!!!
Lol, I think that somebody was me. But I was hoping that somebody would pick up on what I said as a Peter Kay quote....

That's all, we don't need to use words like 'failure'.
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No we don't. We'll use 'deferred success' instead. :?
Indeed, inkeeping with the incredibly politcally correct feel of this particular round of the competition. :roll:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:11 am

* Clears throat in an over-exaggerated manner *

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you hisroyalgingerness..........
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:14 am

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oh aye, right on cue
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Post by stinkythefrog » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:17 am

England deny accusations of complacency during their recent Ashes hammering of Australia.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:27 am

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Right you lot, Hoggard you can stop sulking!! I know alot of people that still suffer from puppy fat. And as for you, the rest of your Stormtrooper suit is over there!!

Now stop whinning, at least you still have both legs!!!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:32 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image

oh aye, right on cue
"The lads were less than impressed on being forced to wear the new Man United away shirt for the test series"
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Post by keveh » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:34 am

CrazyHorse wrote:"The lads were less than impressed on being forced to wear the new Man United away shirt for the test series"
I have actually walked in to a shop a picked up the Man Utd shirt thinking it was a cricket shirt.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:41 am

keveh wrote:I have actually walked in to a shop a picked up the Man Utd shirt thinking it was a cricket shirt.
Yeah right! That's what they all say. Save it for the Judge my friend. Save it for the Judge!
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:53 am

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the ladies in the crowd noticed Hoggie's middle stump was in fact a fine leg.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:56 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image

oh aye, right on cue
There, there, come on now. I know a stuffed kangaroo can't replace your Teddy bear but they'll probably give it back when the series is over.
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Post by Blackberry Monkey » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:22 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image

oh aye, right on cue
:laugh: There, there, come on now. I know a stuffed kangaroo can't replace your Teddy bear but they'll probably give it back when the series is over.

LMFAO :lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Post by blurred » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:26 pm

The masseur may well be laughing, but grumpy Hoggard has the last laugh as he's stolen his left leg.
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Post by Blackberry Monkey » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:33 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image

oh aye, right on cue
As much as he rubbed, the constipation was still troubling Hoggard
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Post by Dujon » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:49 pm

"I hope this bench doesn't fold in the middle as readily as our batting line up."
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:14 am

keveh wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:"The lads were less than impressed on being forced to wear the new Man United away shirt for the test series"
I have actually walked in to a shop a picked up the Man Utd shirt thinking it was a cricket shirt.
You touched it!

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Post by GoonerMush » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:49 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image

oh aye, right on cue

"Don't worry Hoggy, we couln't possibly feck this one up, we only need 197 runs, it'll be very worth while getting up at half 4 in the bastard morning"



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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:51 am

blurred wrote:The masseur may well be laughing, but grumpy Hoggard has the last laugh as he's stolen his left leg.
for observationalness (ha - crazy horse - ha :P ) blurred wins

blurred go off and find us an amusing pic, i particularly like the ones of crouch attempting to control a ball
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:25 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:for observationalness (ha - crazy horse - ha :P ) blurred wins
:roll:

I hate it when that happens! This competition is rapidly turning into the "where's wally" prize rather than having to try and be funny :wink2:
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Post by blurred » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:52 am

Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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