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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:54 pm

OK, do your worst!

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Post by blurred » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:01 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:OK, do your worst!

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No need, the chef's already beaten me to it ;)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:02 pm

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When Gertie threatened to serve the next guy to call Mark Owen gay his own penis battered with pie, peas and a good Chianti. Crazy Horse failed to heed the call!!!
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Post by Batman » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:08 pm

does tha do owt moist?
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Post by blurred » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:09 pm

The vomit salad was a nice touch
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:31 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:OK, do your worst!

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Gordon Ramsay had learned his lesson in Scotland. When he open "The Peir" in Wigan, the menu was defintely aimed at the local palate.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:25 pm

"Where's my black pudding" cried the daily mail reading Bury inmate
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:06 am

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:OK, do your worst!

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What will it be for tea tonight?
Will it be salad or frozen peas?
Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings?
We'll have to wait and see....
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Post by blurred » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:19 pm

Meat pie, sausage roll...erm...some other stuff too
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Post by mofgimmers » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:22 pm

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All the Wigan boy needed was a stick and his kebab would be complete...
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Post by blurred » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:33 pm

The early menus for Claridges at the Reebok were deemed a little too low brow
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:34 am

Batman wrote:does tha do owt moist?
It's thee Batty! Made me laugh.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:25 am

Batman - you there?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:43 am

Its no good Zulu. You’re going to have to use the Bat Searchlight to contact him like commissioner Gordon does.
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Post by Blackberry Monkey » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:44 am

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:46 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
Batman wrote:does tha do owt moist?
It's thee Batty! Made me laugh.

:D
NA NA NANA NA NA NANA NA NA NANA NA NA NANA CAAAAAAAPTIOOOOOOON!!!!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:19 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
Batman wrote:does tha do owt moist?
It's thee Batty! Made me laugh.

:D
NA NA NANA NA NA NANA NA NA NANA NA NA NANA CAAAAAAAPTIOOOOOOON!!!!
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You cracked open the Christmas Sherry already Soldier? I hope you're off duty.

How long shall I give Batman before I post a picture myself? It’s been so long since I won this Godforsaken competition I may have forgotten what to do.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:21 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
Batman wrote:does tha do owt moist?
It's thee Batty! Made me laugh.

:D
NA NA NANA NA NA NANA NA NA NANA NA NA NANA CAAAAAAAPTIOOOOOOON!!!!
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You cracked open the Christmas Sherry already Soldier? I hope you're off duty.

How long shall I give Batman before I post a picture myself? It’s been so long since I won this Godforsaken competition I may have forgotten what to do.
4............3..........2...........1..........GO!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:26 pm

Sorry Batty, but if you snooze, you lose.

Besides I'm under military orders to post todays caption competition.

Here you go people:

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:52 pm

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Reporter "Dont bloody smile woman.....40 million kids didnt get their present's last night because of you!!"

She was later executed for being in league with Saruman!!!
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