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Post by Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:59 pm

From the Guardian - Sam Eats Baby

"Bolton's Manager, Sam Alidyce (29) today demonstarted his contempt for the artisans of the Premierhsip by eating a baby on the touchline in clear defiance of an FA Rule. Having shown no desire to play football, foreigners, long ball, cheats, fouling, insult to London teams blah blah blah".

Can't be arsed checking my facts or writing anything else. Let's me just file this report and get down to Soho fora cheap blow job. Sorted!
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:18 pm

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Sammy Lee gets to see the pitch for the first time.
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Post by plodder » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:29 pm

Sam Ashton's first appearance, he plays in goal you know :shock:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:15 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Here you go:

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Post by BoltonBilly » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:37 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Here you go:

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During a recent PR photo opportunity. It was obvious Big Sam had visited the delights of the Lena Tandori on Bradshaw Gate the night before.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:40 am

was gonna do a Dave Jones one but better not.....
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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:42 am

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There's always a token Man United fan in the background of every picture...
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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:22 am

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There's always a token Man United fan in the background of every picture...
And a Holland one :)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:39 am

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Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Here you go:

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Come on, Lad. There's simply no-one else to put on. 8)
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Post by Gravedigger » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:38 pm

Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:38 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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a to z? africans to zulus?
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:45 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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Atkinson was a poor choice to commentate on the African Nations Cup. "They all look the same to me".
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:55 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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"tell you what, the boy Davies has gone early doors, given him the lttle eyebrows, sold him the lollipop and the defender's just watching cartoons!! He's then gone full gun, Jones has tried to put a reducer on him but Davies avoided the crowd scene, then spotters badge for picking out Smith on the second post, dollied it over but oh what he's finished like douglas bader in a blinfold......

y'know he's what is referred to in some schools as a lazy nig.... shit is this thing still on???"
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:58 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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Make sure the f*cking thing is off this time!!
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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:00 pm

Mike's on? Who's Mike?
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Post by Northwilts » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:01 pm

'You know as well as I do Andy, that was blown up out of all proportion. Just ask Carlton Palmer, he used to be my char-wallah!'
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:05 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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evening and welcome to tonight's ANC game between the fuzzy-wuzzies and the sambos.
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Post by picaro » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:06 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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"I used to be a member and president of the Hair Club for Men and all i got was this fecking HEADSET!"
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Post by keveh » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:16 am

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Earth to Ron, Earth to Ron. Are you still all there?
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:03 am

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"Hello Ron...Ron...come in Ron. Your sat in the wrong fxcking commentary box!!!"
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