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Post by Hoboh » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:13 am

Took my hearing aid in for repair a couple of weeks ago

Haven't heard a thing since :conf:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:17 pm

I've just visited Holland. No wonder the Nazis found Anne Franck, there are signposts directing you to her house all over Amsterdam...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:17 pm

I went to buy records by Manfred Mann. They had none. .
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:17 pm

Some bloke stopped me in the street the other day..

"Excuse me, you have ginger hair - So I want to ask you a simple question, If you have 7 girls' numbers in 1 pocket and 5 girls' numbers in the other, what do you have"

Obviously, I said "12 girls' numbers"

He said "No, you have somebody else's pants you ginger tw@t"
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Post by Enoch » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:36 pm

Just heard my mate 's passed out on the London Eye!

I'm told he's slowly coming round.

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Post by Enoch » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:20 pm

Had a date yesterday with a lovely girl that works at the zoo.

Think she's a keeper.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:00 am

[From the Fringe]

I keep randomly shouting out 'cauliflower', 'broccoli' - I think I've got Flourettes.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:07 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:00 am
[From the Fringe]

I keep randomly shouting out 'cauliflower', 'broccoli' - I think I've got Flourettes.
Who but you would post that at eight 0' clock in the morning...? :lol:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:05 pm

I thought taking my pet snail's shell off would make him go faster.......unfortunately he just became more sluggish.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:10 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:05 pm
I thought taking my pet snail's shell off would make him go faster.......unfortunately he just became more sluggish.
G Roan. :D
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