Gary Lineker's World Cup Caption Competition.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:18 pm

Diego managed to be everywhere on the pitch thanks to growing several hundred pairs of extra legs.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri May 12, 2006 7:03 pm

hand of god, penis of lawrenson

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:02 pm

SAMHATER wrote:

Now this was a GREAT World Cup moment, but what is your caption?

nice person!!!!

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Sat May 13, 2006 12:16 am

Look, Mum, no hands.

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Fri May 19, 2006 6:11 am

Well the win by SH has obviously left him stunned.

SO, in the words of the great one. Try this...................

Barry Siddall's Sideburns · Post by **Barry Siddall's Sideburns** » Fri May 19, 2006 10:18 am

Is that one of those fancy pink microphones Sol or are you just pleased to see me.

jetsetwilly · Post by **jetsetwilly** » Fri May 19, 2006 12:38 pm

Sorry, I didn't know I had to choose the winner.

Soldier of the White Army wins it with...

"Maradona inticates to his contact in the crowd as to how many lines he is willing to sell the World Cup for!!"

2nd place CAPS LOCK with "me is thick is is"

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri May 19, 2006 12:43 pm

Coo cheers SH

Giz a min.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri May 19, 2006 1:11 pm

Fire away:

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:17 pm

Try as he might, Stevie couldn't get the hang of the Hokey Cokey.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:19 pm

The first two of the England midfield statues are craned into position!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:22 pm

Gerrard stares hard at the Golden Balls.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:39 pm

Now you're a Dad, Stevie, this is the way you've got to dance.

Barry Siddall's Sideburns · Post by **Barry Siddall's Sideburns** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:46 pm

I know the invisible man is here somewhere Stevie.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:08 pm

The german sauasage diet wasn't helping the england squad's waistlines at all.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:16 pm

Did you hear that, Stevie? I'm sure there's a mole in the camp!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:16 pm

Roit, ern ven she said yer gow "Ha, Ha, Hi Ci ya, hold tight".

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:39 pm

I told you make sure the penalty spot doesn't move.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:37 pm

You put your right leg in, your right leg out....

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:10 pm

"...and this is how you step out of a crucial tackle when we're leading Brazil."

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