Gary Lineker's World Cup Caption Competition.

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Gary Lineker's World Cup Caption Competition.

Post by Gary Lineker » Mon May 08, 2006 5:15 pm

You know how this one works! It's the usual rules but with a world cup twist; all the pictures have to be from the World Cup (past or present).

You have about 24 hours to come up with a caption before the picture poster picks a winner who then gets to post the next picture and so on. Good luck!

First up with a picture is Plodder.

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Post by plodder » Mon May 08, 2006 8:15 pm

On you go guys and gals................

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Post by Batman » Thu May 11, 2006 12:04 am

the hurdle comp ran amok when the boil burst

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu May 11, 2006 7:54 am

Having a football shaped tumour was always going to cause Toranaga problems.
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Post by keveh » Thu May 11, 2006 9:17 am

Watching Bruce Lee movies to pysch themselves up for the big game proved to be a bad move.
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Post by jetsetwilly » Thu May 11, 2006 12:01 pm

Nike were unhappy at the dominance of Adidas on the boards, so instructed players to take a closer look at their new boot

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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu May 11, 2006 12:48 pm

plodder wrote:On you go guys and gals................

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Both players were gutted to learn that neither of them had a leg to stand on.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu May 11, 2006 1:55 pm

Kor, ear!
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu May 11, 2006 2:00 pm

It really stings when there's a nip in the air.
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Post by Barry Siddall's Sideburns » Thu May 11, 2006 2:35 pm

The separation of the siamese twins is complicated by the fact they are also conjoined with a football.
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu May 11, 2006 10:25 pm

Twang!

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu May 11, 2006 11:05 pm

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China made one last ditch desperate attempt to get the superglued football of the head of the Costarican player. While fans held there posters high, one being a banner of Nakata wearing boxing gloves.
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Post by plodder » Fri May 12, 2006 7:07 am

Tango was close with
Kor ear!
Unfortunately it was China v Costa Rica :mrgreen:

Crazy was very close with
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Nike were unhappy at the dominance of Adidas on the boards, so instructed players to take a closer look at their new boot

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Post by jetsetwilly » Fri May 12, 2006 11:30 am

What? I won?

So I have to post a picture now and judge it? Or do you judge it? Or????

Erm how do I upload images?

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Post by keveh » Fri May 12, 2006 11:44 am

You have won the priviledge to post the next image you want people to make a caption for (just as you have done with the last picture.

Find the picture you want, save it to your computer somwhere.

Then go to imageshack: http://www.imageshack.us/ click browse, find your photo, then click "host it!"

Wait while it uploads, and you'll be give a page with different code on it, what you want is "Hotlink for forums (1)"

The code will look something like this:

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[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/4236/bassett8tv.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
copy and paste that in to the forums, and it's done!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri May 12, 2006 11:45 am

SAMHATER wrote:What? I won?

So I have to post a picture now and judge it? Or do you judge it? Or????

Erm how do I upload images?
PM me the link to the pic you want and I'll do it for you if you want SH.
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Post by jetsetwilly » Fri May 12, 2006 1:03 pm

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Now this was a GREAT World Cup moment, but what is your caption?

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri May 12, 2006 1:08 pm

.... use Right Guard

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri May 12, 2006 1:09 pm

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Maradona inticates to his contact in the crowd as to how many lines he is willing to sell the World Cup for!!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri May 12, 2006 1:09 pm

SAMHATER wrote:Image

Now this was a GREAT World Cup moment, but what is your caption?
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