Questions you just can't/don't/shouldn't ask...
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I was having a loud 'speaking over the music' conversation with my best mate in town last night, and we happened to be on canal street and my mate was telling me about a rather horrific cycling accident a few years back where he fell back onto a shared piece of glass, anyhow the musics really loud in spirit and you cant hear anything, so theres my pal shouting away and right on queue the music stopped as the power suddenly went dead and the final words were ......"and my f**kin a*se was dripping with blood" we absolutely pissed ourselves all night.
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I have found myself answering questions like the disembodied voice that suddenly said "What are you doing now?" whilst I was using a urinal or the only person on the street who suddenly says "Can we get together later?". Following my response it is always embarassing to discover the person in the stall or on the street was talking to someone else on a hands-free cell phone. I just can't keep up with modern technology.
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Yesterday my sun was messing about at the back of my pc. Suddenly he produced his mobile and pressed a button and his built in "torch" came on. What the fook next? Elliot Ness seem an awful long time ago.boltonboris wrote:it really winds me up when someone is walking down the street using a hands free kit, its just so cringeworthy, I wanna just sream at them "HOLD YOUR BLOODY PHONE TO YOUR EAR, YA TOS*ER"
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