Questions you just can't/don't/shouldn't ask...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:02 pm

just watching some pap on TV and someone asked one of those questions that just makes everyone stop and look at them, as if to say "you just don't ask that". In this instance it was..

"How much masterbation is too much ?"

so what other conversation stoppers can you think of?

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:12 pm

What you fail to realise is, in asking that question, it has killed to conversation, so no-one will reply.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:52 pm

''do you f**k on first dates?''

''does your dad own a brewery?''

''can I feel your t**s?''

''or will you show them to me?''

Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, master of the show stopping question.

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:41 am

"I'm a banker" is guaranteed to get a reaction - never good. 26-years of personal experience in that. It's so prevalent that one of the local banks used it in their advertising. They tagged it with a phrase something like, "(pause for reaction) but it's OK, I'm with Dujon's bank. (cue sighs of relief, smiles and recommencement of converstions)"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:03 am

"I write poems".

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:22 am

"Dad, I hate Bolton...I want to be a Man United fan"

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:34 am

"Your mums a good looker ain't she!". Sorry but I had to get off 13 posts somehow

.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:36 am

When's it due?

(To any woman who you can't actually see giving birth at this moment in time)

bettyrasta · Post by **bettyrasta** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:48 am

Gertie wrote:When's it due?

(To any woman who you can't actually see giving birth at this moment in time)

Similar to this Gertie and not really a question but:

Offering congratulations to someone who you think is pregnant but isn't! I still squirm at the pregnant pause.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:32 am

"Does this dress make me look fat" .....Answer truthfully if you dare.

Lennon · Post by **Lennon** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:38 am

"So when IS your daughter 16?"

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:47 am

TANGODANCER wrote:"Does this dress make me look fat" .....Answer truthfully if you dare.

Ooooh Tango.... Woud you be prepared to face the consequences???

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:49 am

Gertie wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:"Does this dress make me look fat" .....Answer truthfully if you dare.
Ooooh Tango.... Woud you be prepared to face the consequences???

Why ask if you don't want to know? Would you sooner go out in something that makes you look fat???

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:53 am

TANGODANCER wrote:"Does this dress make me look fat" .....Answer truthfully if you dare.

Of course, the truthful answer being "No, it's the amount that you eat that does that".

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:39 am

(in a lift) "have you farted?"

norm the jedi · Post by **norm the jedi** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:12 pm

Have you still got the receipt..?

BoltonBilly · Post by **BoltonBilly** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:57 pm

Isn't there something about spitting and swallowing?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:21 pm

BoltonBilly wrote:Isn't there something about spitting and swallowing?

good to see you back BB.

davroduk · Post by **davroduk** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:21 pm

Do they make those in your size ?????

davroduk · Post by **davroduk** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:22 pm

Does this condom make me look big ???

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