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Eat your heart out Gertie

Post by warthog » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:58 pm

I've just had an e-mail from Mark Owen

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Thought you'd like to know.
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Post by Gertie » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:13 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooh JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you write back to him please..

Dear wee Markie,

A girl I don't know, but saw briefly in the pub once, thinks you are very hot. Please can you consider her request to marry forever.

p.s she is not mental and will see you at the concert tomorrow.

thanks for your kind attention to this matter

Hoggie x




Hmmmm, it must be him as it says Mark Owen... I didn't try that combination when I e-mailed all the Mark Owens @ hotmail a few months ago.....

Let me know what he says!!!!
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:14 pm

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:30 pm

I like how you're asking Warthog to mail him for you, very clever that because as we all know if you were to mail him yourself it would be a direct breach of your restraining order.. :mrgreen:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:33 pm

Right, where's Keveh. This load of old repetitive bollocks definitely constitutes yet another Take That thread.

Get the big lock out please, Keveh! :evil:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Right, where's Keveh. This load of old repetitive bollocks definitely constitutes yet another Take That thread.

Get the big lock out please, Keveh! :evil:
Can't blame Gertie for this one Bruce. It's the wind-up Warthog's fault. Talk about fishing.. :mrgreen:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:40 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Right, where's Keveh. This load of old repetitive bollocks definitely constitutes yet another Take That thread.

Get the big lock out please, Keveh! :evil:
Can't blame Gertie for this one Bruce. It's the wind-up Warthog's fault. Talk about fishing.. :mrgreen:
Where've I blamed Gertie, Tango? There can't only be me that's sick to the back teeth of reading this bilge! And before anybody says "Well just ignore it then", it's turning up every day.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:41 pm

just ignore them :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:42 pm

communistworkethic wrote:just ignore them :wink:
Right you! :twisted:
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Post by Gertie » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Right, where's Keveh. This load of old repetitive bollocks definitely constitutes yet another Take That thread.

Get the big lock out please, Keveh! :evil:
Can't blame Gertie for this one Bruce. It's the wind-up Warthog's fault. Talk about fishing.. :mrgreen:
Where've I blamed Gertie, Tango? There can't only be me that's sick to the back teeth of reading this bilge! And before anybody says "Well just ignore it then", it's turning up every day.
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You can do it.... Go away nasty evil Rudgie we want our Brucie back.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:45 pm

Calm down Bruce! There is one way I can suggest that'll maybe get this stopped.

Maybe all you should do each night is pray? :mrgreen:
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Post by warthog » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:46 pm

Gertie wrote: You can do it.... Go away nasty evil Rudgie we want our Brucie back.
Back for good, presumably.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:47 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Calm down Bruce! There is one way I can suggest that'll maybe get this stopped.

Maybe all you should do each night is pray? :mrgreen:
Don't you start, Hoss. You'll only re-light my fire. Oh feck!
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Post by Gertie » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:47 pm

warthog wrote:
Gertie wrote: You can do it.... Go away nasty evil Rudgie we want our Brucie back.
Back for good, presumably.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:51 pm

.. a million love songs later.....


can we lock this now? It only takes a second.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:52 pm

I thought it only took a minute?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:54 pm

Commie's always suffered from the prematures!

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:54 pm

KEVEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM!!!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:58 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I thought it only took a minute?
i dunno I was referring to me losing my rag. I only realised the take that reference after you pointed it out, you the closet fan
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Post by Gertie » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:59 pm

Hoggie,

Has Wee Markie replied yet?????
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