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If YOU Were FIFA President for the day........

Post by Batman » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:23 pm

.........and could implement ONE rule change, what would it be?


Mine would be that if someone brandishes an 'imaginary' yellow (ie. C.Ronaldo) they are immediately booked themself.

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Re: If YOU Were FIFA President for the day........

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:32 pm

Batman wrote:.........and could implement ONE rule change, what would it be?


Mine would be that if someone brandishes an 'imaginary' yellow (ie. C.Ronaldo) they are immediately booked themself.
I think cards should be changed afterwards if there is clear video eveidence. If a red card offence is missed it should be applied later. If card is given because the ref was deceived by simulation it should be taken away and given to the simulator. That would be one way to cut some of the crap out.
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Post by chris » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:34 pm

If a booked player is substituted, the replacement must leave the field if he receives another yellow himself.

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Re: If YOU Were FIFA President for the day........

Post by Batman » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:36 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Batman wrote:.........and could implement ONE rule change, what would it be?


Mine would be that if someone brandishes an 'imaginary' yellow (ie. C.Ronaldo) they are immediately booked themself.
I think cards should be changed afterwards if there is clear video eveidence. If a red card offence is missed it should be applied later. If card is given because the ref was deceived by simulation it should be taken away and given to the simulator. That would be one way to cut some of the crap out.

good call, as ever my friend


PLUS - those wearing red shirts should be automatically on a yellow card before kick off :D

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:47 pm

Have a video jury on all football matches. Anyone found guilty of blatant foul play, whether it be cheating or whatever, can be immediately suspended for the next game they should play in. Persistent offenders get two games etc. The managers would soon pull them into line when it started affecting results. Fining players is a joke with the money they are on. Force the clubs to get tough and be responsible for their own houses.
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Post by cowdrill » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:02 pm

if a player needs to go off the field after receiving treatment - the player who fouled him should also go off too
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Post by Tombwfc » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:10 am

I'd be the same as Tango, oh and goal line technology too.

I'd also kick Cristiano Ronaldo out of football.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:35 am

If YOU Were FIFA President for the day........
I'd fxcking shoot myself!!!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:20 am

If YOU Were FIFA President for the day........
If I were Mr. Blatter I'd change my forname by deed poll from Sepp to Fanny, just for the fun of it! :mrgreen:
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Post by plodder » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:23 am

Would rescind Liverpool's backdoor entry into Europe. Then watch their faces.

Laugh at Everton's amazing run.

Ban Man Utd from ever playin in Europe again.

Teams entering Europe must field at least six "homegrown" players. Would guarentee investment in and retention of talent.

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Post by cowdrill » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:13 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
If YOU Were FIFA President for the day........
If I were Mr. Blatter I'd change my forname by deed poll from Sepp to Fanny, just for the fun of it! :mrgreen:
aahahahahaha!!!


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Post by malcd1 » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:38 pm

To turn the thread slighty, the main plus from this championship is that the players have generally not been giving grief to the officials. This is one of the things which has been copied into youth football and hopefully cards will be given the next time any premiership player launches into a four letter tirade directed at the officials.

The one major thing I would stop is assimilation. Although slight contact is being made these players are going to ground far too easily. The game is fast becoming a non-contact sport where players roll around on the floor feigning injury, when little contact has been made. If a player goes to ground in a tackle cards have been given out. This needs to be stamped (Sorry) from the game before we see it spreading throughout British football this coming season. However I have my doubts whether the officials have the ability to spot it.

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Post by Gertie » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:23 pm

Stop the booking for taking a shirt off after scoring. I think more passion and torsos should be encouraged wherever possible.

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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:25 pm

Launch a page 3 girls bikini football league
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Post by cophilie » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:23 pm

Make it mandatory for every team to have dancing girls before the match.And after the match.And during the match.In fact,ignore the mathc,just have the girls.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:26 pm

cophilie wrote:Make it mandatory for every team to have dancing girls before the match.And after the match.And during the match.In fact,ignore the mathc,just have the girls.
I think you and Commie will get on like a house on fire :D
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Post by cophilie » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:32 pm

You know it makes sense...

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Re: If YOU Were FIFA President for the day........

Post by Luna » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:38 am

Batman wrote:PLUS - those wearing red shirts should be automatically on a yellow card before kick off :D
Ahem; our new away kit?

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Post by Frankie Wanderer » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:56 am

Only allow the team captains to question the refs decisions on the field.
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Post by kevopey » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:38 am

any diving ,,,,,,,acting ,,,etc,,10 mins in the sin-bin,,

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