TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by senorjoeyo » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:00 am

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Bolton Wanderers proudly unveil the Mike Riley memorial opticians.


He died of aids.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:39 am

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:38 pm

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"This time next year Rodders, we'll be Specsavers"
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:08 pm

WINNER - Bruce, by a country mile

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:34 pm

Little Green Man wrote:WINNER - Bruce, by a country mile
Thank-you, Sir. I shall fumble round for something.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:10 pm

On you go.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:21 pm

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1) Et voila! Your piles are cured!

2) Sir Clive Sinclair finaly found out what was troubling his Sp-rectrum.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:40 pm

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:58 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:On you go.

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so it's true, oranges are not the only fruit
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:50 pm

Then she immediately ran from the room claiming she'd been "graped"

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Post by blurred » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:20 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Then she immediately ran from the room claiming she'd been "graped"
Don't you mean raped?

No, there were a bunch of them.

Boom boom.

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:20 am

blurred wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Then she immediately ran from the room claiming she'd been "graped"
Don't you mean raped?

No, there were a bunch of them.

Boom boom.
jokes about gand rape, fecking hilarious. can't wait to see the uproar when someone mentions dead scousers.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:42 pm

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Following John Sargeants example, Greg Dyke put in a rather lazy effort in Strictly Come Dancing, yet still got through.
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:45 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Image

1) Et voila! Your piles are cured!
WINNER

Over to you, my be-pitta'd friend!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:03 pm

Ta.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:08 pm

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Gallitosis.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:11 pm

yes skipper, in fact I think you could get both feet in there somehow

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:51 pm

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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! the nasty man said nasty things to me !!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Post by Verbal » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:58 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Ta.

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Post-tickle, William soon realised the softly-softly approach wouldn't work.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:22 pm

as adebayor looked closely he could see that this time william had in fact swallowed his dummy rather than spitting it out
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