TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:53 pm

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Walking along, singing a song, walking in a winter Blunderland![/quote]

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Post by jmjhb » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:35 pm

Just realised I won this :o

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:08 pm

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... if they'd delivered this fckg piece to the right building I wouldn't be having to carry it over " he thought .... " ... and those planes are getting bloody close, too !"
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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:09 pm

the skills part of the interview process for the newcastle manager's job was particularly fitting
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:16 pm

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There's a fine line between sight seeing and behaving like an idiot.
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Post by Verbal » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:22 pm

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:41 pm

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:19 pm

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:31 pm

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Batman tries one last shit or glory attempt to get back into T-W.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:34 pm

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Faced with getting a round in or walking across London's docklands on a tightrope, Sotwa said, "Gimme that fxxxing pole"
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:32 pm

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pierre was beginning to regret agreeing to be cuckolded when his wife made him hold clyde's cock
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Post by blurred » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:07 pm

Derek took an unusual approach to cleaning the windows on skyscrapers.

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Post by jmjhb » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:53 pm

All good entries but this one is the winner for me:
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:47 pm

Gwan! Here goes, then....

EDIT: Sorry, the lack of entries may suggest that my pic was, actually, self-indulgent crap. Here's something different instead:

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:30 pm

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After all the recent pressures, Alistair Daling decided to take his family for a walk.
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Post by screech powers » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:33 pm

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the crowd were quite enjoying the Amy Winehouse comeback tour.....until she sneezed
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:01 pm

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:19 am

Very close run thing between bobo and Fellaini, sorry, screech. The only thing letting bobo's caption down is the prospect of Darling having lots of sex in order to have such a large family. Therefore, screech is the WINNER!
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Post by screech powers » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:40 pm

Cheers for that , well inspired by the greatest christmas film ever .......


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Post by chris » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:50 pm

The Bank of England's annual staff photo gave some reasons for the financial crisis

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