TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:33 pm

OOh, can I have another go?


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Post by William the White » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:58 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:We love our mums we do.
and all our elvers
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:08 am

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The fancy dress party was a bit of a shambles as everyone arrived in the same outfit.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:15 am

West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:21 am

Bubbles do pop after all.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:13 am

I'm afraid it's true, son, they've one only gone and replaced the crossed hammers with a pair of latex dildos
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:44 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheers, Greenster.

Haste ye entries!

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It's not a caption and it's not a proper entry, but that guy on the right looks like a pierced cue ball.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:55 am

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Gold and Sullivan?!
God's country! God's county!
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Post by Jakerbeef » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:56 pm

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During a dull game, Jug-Ears in the background has a butcher's at Eye-Piercing. "Christ that looks painful."
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:17 pm

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No dad, Karen Brady hasn't signed to play for us.
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Post by Bruno » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:28 pm

We wan the fackin weruld cap san, salt of the fackn erf an no mistake
Was right all along
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Post by H. Pedersen » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:20 am

"Oh sweet Jesus . . . Matty Taylor's lining up a free kick . . ."
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:27 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Gold and Sullivan?!
WINNER !!!!

The one that I'd thought up was "Gold and Sullivan! Will there never be an end to that thread on The-Wanderer?"

Over to you, you Zulu Warrior.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:08 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Gold and Sullivan?!
WINNER !!!!

The one that I'd thought up was "Gold and Sullivan! Will there never be an end to that thread on The-Wanderer?"

Over to you, you Zulu Warrior.
Why, thank you! Give me a few minutes.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:13 pm

There you go!

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Post by thebish » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:32 pm

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green mint cake for table 12 - quick as you can...
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:43 am

You may be able to guarantee a top 4 finish my friend, but unfortunately it's not possible to guarantee you a place in heaven
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Post by H. Pedersen » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:56 am

Rafa Benitez gracious volunteered to portray St. Prickus of Scouse in the Christmas play.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:17 am

Just done a bit of googling re this photo and discovered that old Rafa's name is Rafael Benitez Maudes. I wonder if Maudes is Spanish for "prick"?

(Oh, and his father worked as an "hotelier".) Dos cubalibres, quick as you like son!
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:16 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Just done a bit of googling re this photo and discovered that old Rafa's name is Rafael Benitez Maudes. I wonder if Maudes is Spanish for "prick"?

(Oh, and his father worked as an "hotelier".) Dos cubalibres, quick as you like son!
It's on the screen at the back of him! :mrgreen:
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