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Post by thebish » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:33 pm

many thanks Dujon - you're too kind!

I'm off on my hols - so I nominate Tango to judge this one!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:36 pm

thebish wrote:many thanks Dujon - you're too kind!

I'm off on my hols - so I nominate Tango to judge this one!

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I just love your fxxking style, but okay. :wink:
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Post by Prufrock » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:39 pm

thebish wrote:many thanks Dujon - you're too kind!

I'm off on my hols - so I nominate Tango to judge this one!

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Look, dude, Queen Victoria has totally got her holiday photos up on facebook. ROFL.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:00 am

None of my entries will go in the judging, but I have to have a go at this. :wink:

We should never have got in that damned time machine Watson. Now I'm going to have to get a baseball cap and you'd better shave that ridiculous mustache off. Elementary, innit.


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Post by Dujon » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:39 am

Good grief, Holmes, I think you are right; thebish leaving his post during holy days does indeed indicate that something is afoot.
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:29 am

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OK, pass me your Blackberry, I need to check this guy out on Google, Watson.
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Post by seanworth » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:59 am

I say Holmes I thought that Moriarty character was a tough adversary but it seems this Tangodancer fellow really has it in for you. Sign of the times i guess.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:30 am

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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:40 am

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I say, Holmes, have you seen the evergreen over there with the waxy yellow fruit?

It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:21 pm

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"What in thunderation is a Website Holmes?"

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:38 pm

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Holmes and Watson are finally told that they have brought in to figure out why Emile Heskey started every game in the World cup.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:42 pm

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It's the damndest thing Watson. Everytime I mention my address some fellow starts playing a saxophone"
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:47 pm

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Strange alien parasite makes a break for it.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:25 pm

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See it? That thing with flowers painted on it? Kettle. No shit, Sherlock.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:30 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

See it? That thing with flowers painted on it? Kettle. No shit, Sherlock.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:15 pm

have you tried DulcoEase Sherlock?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:43 pm

I say Watson, that Bish chap has a rather familiar look about him that..? I do believe without the glasses and that collar and........yes! We've got him old chap, He's Moriarty!


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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:03 pm

WINNER.
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It's the damndest thing Watson. Everytime I mention my address some fellow starts playing a saxophone"
Some really good attempts, but this one does it for me. Carry on Mr Banjoman. :wink:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:45 pm

Ooo cheers Tango. Here goes

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Post by boltonboris » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:46 pm

"So.. She's covering her face like this... and I'm like, yeah! Pow.. Av dat! "
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