TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Andy Waller » Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:06 pm

[quote="bobo the clown"]Image

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:00 pm

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:50 pm

Right Worthington, was that you in that car with my missus??
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Andy Waller » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:43 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Right Worthington, was that you in that car with my missus??
...and my sister, mother in law and dog too?
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image
"To the right, are you fcking blind?"
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Verbal » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:35 am

Bloody hell, soldier, where have you been?
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by David Lee's Hair » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:52 pm

Verbal wrote:Bloody hell, soldier, where have you been?
That's a crap caption :)
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:55 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Verbal wrote:Bloody hell, soldier, where have you been?
That's a crap caption :)
Oh, I dunno !!
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Verbal » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:29 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Verbal wrote:Bloody hell, soldier, where have you been?
That's a crap caption :)

Sorry, spelt 'sailor' wrong.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:08 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Image
"To the right, are you fcking blind?"
There's your winner.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:25 pm

Ohh, I see what's happening here.
SOTWA swans back in after ten years away from the site and wins the caption comp on his first try. Fix!
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by The Axman » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image
"Arrrrrrrrrgh they got me right in the chest with a nearly invisible javelin made out of tiny font characters!!"
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:00 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Ohh, I see what's happening here.
SOTWA swans back in after ten years away from the site and wins the caption comp on his first try. Fix!
Isn't it Andy Waller's to decide? JSL.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:26 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Ohh, I see what's happening here.
SOTWA swans back in after ten years away from the site and wins the caption comp on his first try. Fix!
Isn't it Andy Waller's to decide? JSL.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:05 pm

Pft, still think it's the winner.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Andy Waller » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:27 am

Bijou Bob wins because that's more than probable with Big Frank around..
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by thebish » Tue May 29, 2012 2:26 pm

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(hint: the one on the left as we look at it is Mummy...)
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 29, 2012 2:55 pm

thebish wrote:Image
I spy, with my little eye......
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue May 29, 2012 2:57 pm

thebish wrote:Image

(hint: the one on the left as we look at it is Mummy...)

Mummy wondered if he was going to be allowed to eat the handful of red crayolas or whether the she-man had an altogether more sinister act in mind.......

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue May 29, 2012 3:02 pm

Thanks Bish. Where's your sense of internet etiquette?!

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