TW Caption Competition Part 2

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:21 pm

I said my name is Arbeloa, not let's go bowling.

senorjoeyo · Post by **senorjoeyo** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:40 pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh the samba death grip!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:20 pm

Well after that plethora of entries, I'll doth my cap to senorjoeyo. All yours, squire.

senorjoeyo · Post by **senorjoeyo** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:50 pm

thanks verbal
sorry for the delay and if the pic is shite

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:25 am

Russia's new 'VD' tank came with an unexpected flaw.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:06 pm

For the Cockney Battalion, old habits died hard.

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:20 pm

HALT! Who goes there?

chris · Post by **chris** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:33 am

Come in number 13, your time is up.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:02 am

As the Liverpool Light Infantry moved into the location the Royal Armoured Corps thought it would be prudent to chain the tanks together overnight.

FD · Post by FD » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:29 am

"But why would you even put your keys up there in the first place Dave?"

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:17 am

"You see .... if I push this in here .... the guy inside pops up !!"

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:43 pm

London 2012 shambles continues - Pole Vault run-up deemed "unsuitable" by competitors.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:30 pm

I don't give a flying **** whether you worked for Dyno-Rod or not. It's a battle tank, not a ******* septic tank.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:28 pm

The final touches were made for the world's first blind tank driver.

senorjoeyo · Post by **senorjoeyo** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:43 pm

sorry forgot I was supposed to pick the winner
I'll give it to bobo the clown, should't have made me laugh but it did.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:29 pm

Sorry,l missed this.

I've gota couple of crackers but have never understood how to attach a piccie.

So if someone could PM & give me a REAL idiot's guide .... or I could send it over via an e-mail to someone willing to post it for me.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:52 pm

Posting pictures is a doddle(ish), particularly if you're only linking to it from t'internet. To do this right click on the image in your browser and select Copy Image Location. Then paste the link into the message body of your post (Ctl-V, obviously). Then select the pasted link and click the Img button above the message body - that will add the necessary HTML code around the link to indicate that it's an image to be displayed.

If you're unsure whether you've done this right, click the Preview button before the Submit - this will show you whether you've made a mess of it or not.

If it's a picture you have on your PC you need to host it. I usually use http://imageshack.us/. Click the Browse button to select your image then click the Host It! button. This displays a series of HTML code fragments you need to hotlink to the image. From either of the Hotlink to Forum fragments, make a copy of the hotlink name - e.g. http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3828/eyetestag1.jpg - then paste it in here in and click the Img button as above. (If the image is a bit on the large side you can get imageshack to resize it before hosting.)

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:11 pm

I use a lot of images/pictures and just use one method for everything. Right click on any picture you want to post on the site and click "save as". Save as a JPG under My pictures (you can always delete it later). The go to the link LGM gave

http://imageshack.us/

(Right click this and create a short cut on your desktop for easy future access). Click "Browse" and your pictures will come up. Just click the one you want and follow LGM's directions on copy and pasting the code onto your message. Always use "Preview" as he says to see what you'll get before posting. Easy once you've done it a couple of times.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:56 pm

Well, i got further than normal. Can't claim to have understood what I was doing & it clearly needs resizing. I'll try again later.

Meanwhile, anyone who wishes to post their own, be my guest.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:03 pm

Jo Brand was hated by the Animal Rights campaigners

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