TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:10 pm

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Then ... when we were trying to sign Youri Djorkaev, me & Sam were in Paris in a white Fiat when we saw yon mon's ex. We thought, go on, let's get some photo's & drove after her into this tunnel ...
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Prufrock » Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:09 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

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Cheers TD, and Bobo.

I'm off for a little practice with my new-found Skillz. Word.
So this Megson fellow, still having no luck? Has he tried talking to the plants?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:46 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:26 pm

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Post by Dujon » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:07 am

A quintessential moment: An embarrassed HRH Prince Charles reveals to the world what is really under his kilt.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:55 am

Dujon wrote:A quintessential moment: An embarrassed HRH Prince Charles reveals to the world what is really under his kilt.
Go on then, Dujon. WINNER!
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Post by Dujon » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:48 am

Gosh, thanks, Gary the Enfield.

Thanks also to Bobo for PM-ing and giving me a right bollocking for my failure to respond to Generous Gary's decision.

Ooer! I'm embarrassed and apologise for holding up this thread for so long.

Right. Brains into gear, please. I hope that this one has not been included here before.

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:22 am

Dujon wrote:Gosh, thanks, Gary the Enfield.

Thanks also to Bobo for PM-ing and giving me a right bollocking for my failure to respond to Generous Gary's decision.

Ooer! I'm embarrassed and apologise for holding up this thread for so long.

Right. Brains into gear, please. I hope that this one has not been included here before.

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You can be the opening bowler.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:18 pm

Dujon wrote:Gosh, thanks, Gary the Enfield.

Thanks also to Bobo for PM-ing and giving me a right bollocking for my failure to respond to Generous Gary's decision.

Ooer! I'm embarrassed and apologise for holding up this thread for so long.

Right. Brains into gear, please. I hope that this one has not been included here before.

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Was that Shane Bond bowling? Oddjob must have his wires crossed!
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:21 pm

Dujon wrote:Thanks also to Bobo for PM-ing and giving me a right bollocking for my failure to respond
Which consisted of "Dujon ... you're on !!" :wink:

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After building up a large trump for some hours, Mr Bingley let it go.

He feared he'd followed through, however.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:27 pm

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"If you're not happy then bring your own fecking sitescreens" replied the members to their Pakistani tennants.
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:46 pm

I said aim for square leg, not chair leg!
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Post by thebish » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:38 pm

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magritte drops his red apple....
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Post by William the White » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:55 pm

Dujon wrote:Gosh, thanks, Gary the Enfield.

Thanks also to Bobo for PM-ing and giving me a right bollocking for my failure to respond to Generous Gary's decision.

Ooer! I'm embarrassed and apologise for holding up this thread for so long.

Right. Brains into gear, please. I hope that this one has not been included here before.

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After the bish's inspiration...

Ceci n'est pas une pomme rouge
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Post by senorjoeyo » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:12 am

The Mr Benn writer's strike really started to take its toll on the magic door's locations.
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:16 am

Chaplin's Apple-in cricket ball confusion.
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Post by Dujon » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:28 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Dujon wrote:Thanks also to Bobo for PM-ing and giving me a right bollocking for my failure to respond
Which consisted of "Dujon ... you're on !!"
Indeed, Good Sir, but I'm one of those New Age Sensitive Fellows. :mrgreen:

Right: Some interesting contributions so far. Due to our time differences (and unless someone squeals like a stepped on cat) I have made an executive - and overpaid - decision to extend the closing time for entries until approximately midnight on Thursday/Friday (BST).
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Post by Dujon » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:38 am

Right, it's a bit after half eleven Thursday night (GMT) so that's given enough time for new efforts.

After much deep consideration as to the worth and meaning of each quip, I have selected that proffered by the somewhat the surreal -

the bish

Let the next over begin.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:50 pm

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Dam. Missed out. Too late. I'll chuck it in anyway.

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Post by Dujon » Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:42 am

Much, much too late, TANGO. Even George Washington beat you to it. :wink:
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